@adrianVenditti

If it looks like a giant Oompa Loompa, talks like an idiot and leaves a trail of corruption and misery in its wake—then it must be the 45th, and hopefully not last POTUS!

oOoOO good one!

Don’t forget Taylor Swift

Pretty much any big name artist at this point..

Not to be That Person, but tapeworms don’t have circulatory systems at all, let alone heartbeats.

Neither do the fetuses at the stage the heartbeat bills want to classify them as people, so this tweet works on multiple levels.

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

I love how he goes from fucking mental to saying agitated, a word that I would not expect from someone going apeshit

LOL. I really, really hope I don’t sound like that  😂

“Stay away from the ones you love too much. Those are the ones who will kill you.” — Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch