this shits more real than kraft mayo

subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

“don’t appropriate wolf culture” this zoo is run by fucking sjws trying to create some kind of safe space bullshit

But how agitated do the wolves get? Do they just stare at you like some humans do when you attempt to speak their language?

so true bestie what did you say btw i wasn't paying attention

UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU

Sometimes, what we percieve as problematic truly is necessary for a better understanding of others.

Oh

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

If you try fucking w/ gender and it just confirms that you are in fact cis, that still gives you like an upgrade because now you’re approaching your sense of self with Intent™.

self-knowlege is never wasted.

#you get to unlock cis+#cis prime#cis exclusive content for subscribers#cis new game plus

He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth

*taps my husband's back before he heads out to tumblr war* think about me... dont mess around with those other tumblrinas. you have a wife at home.

*clutches my heart shaped locket with my wife's picture in it as the commissar reads off the new blocklist and callout posts*

This about ppl who couldn't afford to go go Tumblr University so they had to settle for Tumblr Millitary