avril lavigne was right. what the hell

Blasphemous angels being cast out of heaven

What are they

dirty

Bad at drinking milk

Sweater Weather

My soul is cleansed

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you

His tag says “Long Boy Bob” 😂😂

I love dumb cats

sleepeng

This is much more interesting than the entirety of Frozen

I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”

I opened Tumblr and almost screamed

the guilt has hold of you. confess