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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

#get that white twunk out of here bro #no hate to mr grace but he is extremely conventionally attractive like hello thats ryan gosling

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apolladay

What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?

1000 cockroaches

One man

Voting ended onJul 9

If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.

ex0skeletal-undead

Okay but we need more info there are so many variables here.

Is the guy chill and just needs a comfy place to sleep? Will he just leave if I ask nicely or at least help pay rent and tidy up? Or is he planning to wear my skin as a suit? If yes do we have to fight to the death?

What type of cockroaches? German? Not ideal, super hard to get rid of. Smoky brown? Kinda chill, mostly wanna be outside, maybe I have a moisture problem. Madagascan hissing? Slightly concerned about where they came from but excited about my 1000 new pets.

What would you rather find living in your basement/attic/spare room?

Man who wants to wear your skin as a suit, have to fight him

Man who is pretty chill, will leave if asked

1000 German cockroaches, gotta call pest control

1000 smoky brown cockroaches, gotta address your moisture issue

1000 Madagascan hissing cockroaches, very cute

Voting ended onJul 5

#guy whos chill sorry i'd rather burn the house then deal with even five cockroaches #unless its the cockroaches from oggy and the cockroaches

mothermara

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

purenonsens

GRUNGE/ INK TEXTURE PACK

New texture pack! For these of you who want to achieve the 'dirty' punk look, straight from the printmaking studio floor. This time with less scans, BUT with seamless HQ textures you can use in your projects. (previous ones: MARBLING and WATERCOLOR texture packs)

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termagax

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

cognitohazardous

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

#reminded me of someone that implied i can't drink because i'm under the drinking age #like it was physically bad for me or something

apolladay

On what part of your body is your biggest scar?

head

torso

arms/hands

legs/feet

a different part of my body

I have 0 scars

Voting ended onJun 16

#my knee #theres a huge circle shaped scar on both from tripping and skinning it separate times 😭#its mostly faded tho

theyshapedlikefriends

TST Advance - Tardigrade (Hypsibius dujardini)

macronectes

this kinda felt like meeting a celebrity

(seen at the international symposium on tardigrada in japan, june 2025)

b0nkcreat

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

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melencholiaenthroned

current situation:

- bartender is a guy ive scammed into buying me drinks at a different bar

- exhibitionist ex is here and we did kiss for an extended period very publicly and it is not full enough in here to justify that

- offered cocaine by multiple people

- a girl told me she followed my Instagram and was parasocial with me. im gonna be honest all i post to instagtam lately is jayce

- im hiding in the bathroom rn

melencholiaenthroned

i got kicked out of the bathroom they thought i was doing cocaine and how do i say i was posting on tumblr

litafordvsferrari

that makes me curious

do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to

yes

no

nuance i guess?

Voting ended onJun 11

#no #jayce is built and i get faint seeing blood

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notamortician

getting on tumblr after watching backrooms to see what ppl are talking about only to see a majority of you fuckers are only thirsting after the 2 seconds of screen time white boy. get a fucking grip actually

gokusclit

me and my circle of fellow hater lesbian mutuals

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