I am being obliterated by Blender

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

Fun to see this going around while bluesky is down

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

Imagine being a normal regular normal eridian scientist. And one day rocky saviour of erid, freak of a rock but still saviour so I guess it's ok, comes to you and asks you to find a way to make a better xenotite suit, one that's skintight and soft so that one would be able to feel touch through it, and stretchy too especially in the abdominal opening. And you start to cold sweat because what the fuck. And then rocky saviour of erid say it's for fucking the alien grace. What the fuck. And then Adrian, sweet clever composed respectable citizen, mate of rocky asks for one suit as well.

hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

made a tumblr account for this post and this post only

Happy to report that this is one of five posts on their account and then they never came back

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

#tfw you meet a guy who wont stop talking like a pbs kids presenter and it turns out hes in charge of the nukes round here (@startingatmidnight)