Salvation Comes at a Price

pokemon go is singlehandedly shaping the entire fuckdamn globe. places looking for hire are listing “active pokemon go gym nearby” as a perk of the job. bars are placing lures at nearby pokestops to attract customers. dog shelters are taking advantage of the trend to get people to walk the dogs while they play. this is the most positive possible outcome of pokemon’s wild popularity i love it so much

This is the money clefairy, reblog and money will come your way

if only girls wanted to fuck me as much as 2016 does

*boys

petition to ban straight people 

i’m absolutely screaming my 6th graders had to write essays about their favorite celebrities and one girl wrote hers about abraham lincoln

please remember that i don’t live in america, this is a 12 year old korean girl and when asked about her favorite celebrity her mind automatically jumped to the 16th president of the united states

marry someone who will separate the marshmallows out of the lucky charms and give them all to you

pidgeys are gonna haunt my fuckin dreams man….. like everywhere i look theres a damn pidgey. only nearby pokemon rn? an individual fucking pidgey. i dont want u you feathery fuck. i gotta catch em all not gotta catch 28 fucking pidgeys