"How strange it is to be anything at all."

I think I made a similar joke with ROM quoting Marx, but this works way better

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,

which DS9 character is this @robo-walkingto? Because I’m getting mirror Kira vibes from the tone, but this also gives Jadzia Dax energy. I can certainly hear both of them saying it.

The whole TikTok censorship thing is stupid

Ok I gta know if this works.

Over 1 million reblogs?!?! I didnt even know that was possible on Tumblr

Bet

I better get a doot doot in my ask box

Strong sentiment regarding the 4th installment in the video game series known as The Elder Scrolls but preach ig

To all my followers and mooties, please reblog this, spread the word

Of course Sabuuchi, Mr Yareli Mating Press himself would say some shit like that

Wally is on my list of villains I love to hate

I feel her expression more and more, I have been doing an internship at this IT place

No, no, she's got a point

That's so fair. He was my first to romance because gods, I'm a hoe for this man

As a gay guy, I would’ve romanced him, but I accidentally romanced Marie first, and I would feel rude to break up now, yes I know they are just polygons, I have problems.

women with deep voices. reblog if you agree

my mother is where I get my baritone voice