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“I simply refuse to poison my Christian children’s precious minds with lascivious tales of daughters getting their fathers drunk and having sex with him (Genesis 19:30-38) - or harlots lusting after penises that are the size of donkeys’ (Ezekiel 23:20). It is, however, excellent for cracking nuts and slapping bottoms.” - Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian.
This. . .omg this
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Me as a kid: "I could NEVER kill anything!"
Me now: *Spots something dead* "LET'S CUT IT OPEN!!!"
This Pride, don’t forget about us
ID: “This Pride remember to respect all trans people : Trans women who don’t shave with a drawing of a woman whit a yellow and pink beard, trans men who don’t bind, masculine trans women and feminine trans men with a drawing of a trans woman with short pink hair wearing a yellow baseball T-shirt holding hands with a trans man with a yellow crop top and short curly blue hair, fat trans people with the drawing of a fat trans woman with short white hair, dark skin and a pink cropped top, disabled trans people with a drawing of a wheelchair and a walking cane in the color of the trans flag, neurodivergent trans people with the symbol of the autistic community, trans people who are sex worker with a drawing of blue bra and pink underwear, poor trans people who can’t afford transition, trans people who aren’t out yet with a drawing of a closed door, trans people who don’t plan on transitioning, black trans people with a black fist holding a trans flag, and any trans people who isn’t white with multiple hands of different skin tones, muslim trans people with a drawing of someone wearing a hijab in the color of the trans flag, jewish trans people with a drawing of someone wearing a white shirt and a kippah in the color of the trans flag, non binary people even those who don’t identify as trans with the non binary flag, those whose identity you might not understand with the genderfluid flag, the agender flag, the demi gender flag and the genderqueer flag, trans people who don’t pass and don’t want to with a drawing of a trans woman with a beard and dark skin raising her fist, every pronouns with dialog box in which are different sets of pronouns, trans people of every identity with the gay flag, the lesbian flag, the ace flag, the bi flag, the pan flag and the aro flag, every trans person is beautiful and deserving of so much love so don’t forget the T.” End ID
P.S. : can someone tell me if I did the image description right cuz I have no idea
I second I knew I had become a true teenager
*Welcome to the Black Parade comes on*
Me: *Jammin.* "God, I just wanna listen to some straight MCR right now!"
There is nothing wrong with our school system.
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IT IS VERY REAL!! ALWAYS BE AWARE.
Don’t take them off when you immediately see it. Wait until you get to a different destination bc they’re trying to distract you by getting it off then abducting you. Same thing goes if you find something on your windshield, it’s a distraction so they have time to get you.
WTF? Is this real?
Boost
Holy crap signal boost now!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Idc I’m reblogging his on all of my blogs
Be careful out there !!!
Please please please PLEASE be careful!
Signal boosting this because omfg O.O
If you find it on your mail box, go on the phone with somebody and move to the nearest public place with a lot of witnesses. Stay there for a while and make sure you aren’t being followed. Arrange that you either can sleep somewhere else or that somebody you trust comes to your place. They are searching for easy targets, make yourself a hard target.
Otherwhise:
Stay aware, keep things you can use to defend yourself on your person (Keys between your fingers, peper spray, taser, etc)
Keep in mind what areas to aim for in a struggel
Always use your palm, elbow or tug your tumb in while striking to prevent injuring yourself.
Be carefull and try to go places in larger groups, preferably with several male friends.
Keep in contact with people and let them know about your where abouts so that not hearing from you in a while raises suspicion.
They like to aim for college students both because of the age group and because it’s more likely that you missing will be noticed late.
If you go out a lot or are searching for a new partner, stay aware. Don’t give your number out to strangers, go clubbing with bigger groups of friends and arrange that some of you stay sober that night, do not leave if you aren’t all together, watch your drinks, you can not trust a cute person you met at a club who brought you a drink, yes that also goes for other women. Do not leave with strangers, potential one night stands are not worth the risk. Do research on the clubs security beforehand, maybe go to the more expensive one with the better reputation, sure you might not be able to go as often but you will be going more save.
Same goes for bars.
All things considered you really want a new relationship try dating within your actual social circle. People your friends have known for a while or maybe long time friends themself. People who are registered at your university and you know have been leaving a social foot print are also more likely to trust. Always aim to go out with people you know others recognize and tell people when you plan to go on a date.
You do not play around when there is human traficing going on in your town guys. Stay save guys.
Reblogging this again for all this additional self defence/safety advice here for if you live somewhere where stuff like this is going on…
Stay safe guys!Yes ALL of you no matter the gender, sexuality, relationship/friendship status etc. And if a person or a situation seems “off”, trust your instincts and nope the f*ck outa there, no matter the time.
Goodness Gracious, Stay safe! I know I haven’t posted anything in awhile, and I’m working on that, but I have to share this! Please be safe, these things are terrifying! <3
Apparently keys aren’t a very good weapon
I don’t care if this is off topic for my blog I just don’t want my friends to go missing
I- I honestly don't know what so say. . . As a young girl who recently moved out of an extremely safe area (therefore causing me to be basically blind to these small things irl) I'm glad I'm forced to stay inside because at this point it's terrifying to go out
Me: *Spots a long block of text that supports something I'm trying to support.* "Mmm well I guess I have to read this so I don't feel like a bigot or something."
*2 sentences later*
My ADHD: "YOU'RE A BIGOT OMG! JUST STOP READINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"
My new catch phrase
"Don't be a dick, just be a dude."
I'm like a cat in the sense that I like to collect and give away dead things
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
do they smoke weed?
Yes, actually.
you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?
It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)
They don’t look like they smoke weed.
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.
Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.
I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING
Well that escalated quickly……
What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*
haha oh my god
who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.
love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.
and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.
“the goo pile that is now your body”
i’m dying over here, jesus
please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.
*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*
this dude playin omg
Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
I literally fucking can't. *Wheeze.* I can't tell if this is a super elaborate character or someone out there is actually this fucking stupid. I honestly would have seen the post about his "girlfriends" and reacted with nothing more than "oh cool", but after seeing this dude defend himself in such a feeble-minded way, I can't help but laugh.
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that bisexual feeling when you prefer masculine women and feminine men
Tests
Me: "Alright I have a test today. Let's try our best and get it done!"
Adhd: "Oh you poor poor fool."
Me: "Well. . . I took my meds. They should be kicking in soon! Especially if I have some coffee with it!"
Depression: "Oh you poor poor fucking idiot."
Fuck I'm so sleep deprived
I just read the name Jasper and started laughing
I have no idea why the name Jasper is so hilarious to me
You know what sucks about being bisexual?
The beach.
Just. . . the beach. . .
Me: "I'm gonna be productive today! Yes! I'm gonna clean the house!"
Me in the mist of cleaning: "Ooo! Bubble wrap."
Me two hours later: ". . . are you fucking kidding me?"
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Ok I just have to say this because it's starting to piss me off (May be offensive to some cw)
𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗔𝗦 𝗔𝗡 𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗢𝗫𝗜𝗖 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗪𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗘𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗜𝗢𝗥!!! As someone who's grown up around relatively non-religious people, it ASTONISHES me when when I see anyone using religion as an excuse for bad behavior. For example; I once met a very kind old woman at church (At the time my mother still forced me to go). She was sweet and wholesome up until the moment I found out she had kicked her 16 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘭𝘥 daughters out because her 𝘛𝘪𝘤𝘴 caused her to swear (and do ya know other normal Tourettes things), automatically meaning she was "of the devil." This sweet old woman had kicked out her daughter the second she knew she could get rid of her AND JUSTIFIED IT WITH AN OBSCURE ASSOCIATION WITH FUCKING SATAN.
For a little bit of background on this next example; most of my 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 family isn't religious (I've either blocked the rest out or don't hear from them anyway), but one of my aunts was in a literal fucking cult. In said cult, a woman whom my aunt considered to be a friend DROWNED HER FUCKING 4-YEAR-OLD SON IN A BATHTUB BECAUSE OF THE PRIEST TOLD HER HE WAS DEMONIC!! The priest had no reason to think this woman's son was demonic (That I know of), but hey might as well drown your whole fucking reason to live because some dude heard from an unidentified being that could not actually be there, that your son is the devil.
Now I'm not saying you're not allowed to be religious. I've met my fair share of religious people and there is a surprising amount of open-minded religious people out there. In fact, there is a large amount of LGBTQIA+ inclusive, all beliefs welcome, churches out there. All I'm saying is stop using your religion as a way to hurt others.
Please, if you believe in what I'm talking about, reblog this post. I'm not looking for clout or anything. I'm just sick of seeing this behavior being excused.
