This is what I’m here for

No matter the species……. mama is Comfy

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How dare you. The animation for Shrek at the time was INSANE.

I feel like what people who were born after Shrek always miss is that it was actually a huge unironic cultural sensation. The minions want what Shrek had. The mcu sits awake at night cursing lord farquaad because they could never have a villain as well written as him

my latest hobby is watching youtube videos on the history of defunct/closed disney theme park rides, and its funny how most of them start off like “in the mid to late 90s, former disney CEO michael eisner had too much money and a very bad idea”

bend it like beckham

The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.

Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.

In this house, dumb bitch hours are 24 fucking 7

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