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Idk who needs to hear this but no one else is gonna make an edit of your middle school homoromantic best friend to the best by Conan Gray that's your job like pop off queen

#conan gray #The best #wishbone world tour #L #gay #canon event #targeted #is this too niche #fyp #homoromantic #ex best friend #Lesbian disaster #we all died and this is hell

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transmasc culture is your favourite solo artist being sasha allen

i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated

listening to jawbreaker by sasha allen will have you thinking thoughts like "this time i'm really gonna do it"

i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated

"i've never been kissed, touched, held or wanted" okay sasha. do you hate me personally

tinylilhollander

Do you think Shane ever comes home with Ilya from a long day of practice and his brain is a little scrambled because it's full of plays and strategy and how to tighten up their passes. So when Ilya hands him a ginger ale and says he's going to order in something for dinner, Shane's like, "Sounds good. Thanks, bro." And then as he realises what he's said, he's like, "Shit, I mean—"

"Bro? BRO?" says Ilya, his hands on his hips. "My name is Baby, or 'Love-Of-My-Life', or 'Beloved Husband', or 'Rozanov' if I'm in trouble. Just like you are now, Hollander."

And that's all the warning Shane has before he's tackled to the couch, and Ilya's kissing him relentlessly all over his face and neck, more to tickle him than anything. In between all the kisses, Ilya is like, "What do you say, Hollander? Do I have to keep helping you remember my name?"

And Shane's laughing so hard he's crying like "No, no, I'm sorry, baby! I'm sorry! I'll never call you bro again." And finally Ilya stops and presses one last kiss to his lips, this one softer and sweeter.

"Okay, good. Now let's get some dinner, bro."

And Shane rolls his eyes, but he leans up to get another kiss from Ilya.

They only end up ordering much later.

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olgoki

No person who lost interest in writing their own series to the point of using chat gpt would bother creating a radio station that plays non-stop for five weeks straight and has the main villains talking about survaving for 20 hours after the finale

ficrecliterally

Cliff (at the party walks upto Shane, Hayden and JJ)

Cliff: Shane, brother I am a big fan of you but I got to ask, how did you get Rozanov? Like you are the best at hockey i understand but he is near best at hockey and hot and sexy and caring and a whore but hopeless in love in a kind self destructive way. How the fuck did you even bag him?

Hayden and JJ: (offended)

Shane: 🧍‍♀️(shocked that he doesn't have to defend Ilya and actually can say what he has wanted to say for a long time)

Shane: (puts a hand over Hayden and JJ's mouth) I am down bad for his curls and moles and the way he smiles Cliff. I cannot resist his hot body and even kinder heart. I will kill people to wake up in his arms everyday, actually I already have a list of all the people he has slept with in each city in case they try to approach him. Also I don't stop him from shit talking the other MLH players so that he is constantly reminded that I am infact the best hockey player candidate to be his future husband. I have an excel sheet of all his preferences in bed and contradictory to what everyone says it's me who has needs and Ilya is the only one who can activate fullfil them and he likes being the first one I do them with so I don't think I have to worry about him leaving me anytime soon. I have perfected the yearning bottom gay eyes™ so that he has to give into everything I want and he has no choice but to do my bidding.

Hayden, JJ and Cliff: very horrified and mildly impressed

Shane: also I come with a free family and a mother who aggressively loves to take care of her sons

Shane: there was no competition that Slavic ass was trapped a long time ago

Hayden, JJ and Cliff: (cowering) yes

Shane: I'll go to my HUSBAND then.....quite a permanent position in my life

And somehow Cliff is super proud and says "Hollander is a great guy and will never let Ilya go" while JJ and Hayden for the first time think that they should make a contingency extraction plan for ILYA, just in case guy! Just in case!

argillaforma

ilya pre first hookup: i wouldn't be surprised if this is his first time i better be a little careful with that awkward canadian i don't wanna spook him

ilya coming out of room 1410 at 9:12PM with his third eye opened: oh okay so i might have underestimated him

argillaforma

shane coming home after hanging out with rose's gay friends, looking like a sad puppy: ilya...i don't think they liked me...they called me a cunt all evening

ilya, well versed in queer culture: sweetheart they said you were cunty which is very different i promise they loved you

thoraelrlffnem

Do you ever notice how when Millie talks about her ending, she talks about Jane dying and not Mike losing his girlfriend?

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thoraelrlffnem

They nuked the elmax reunion but ever then, Jane still looked at Max with more love than she did at Mike the whole season.

rainbow-femme

Ilya gains a little weight while they’re apart and he feels self conscious about it because Shane is so healthy, and for the first time in years he feels a little nervous taking his shirt off in front of him when they finally see each other again

Shane doesn’t say anything and Ilya looks up at him expecting to see judgement or disappointment or get an “I told you so” about his eating habits. Instead he sees Shane frozen halfway taking his shirt off, pupils dilated wide like a cat that just got a face full of catnip, actively reaching a 4th dimension of horniness heretofore unknown to science

argillaforma

thinking about shane who in his late 30’s discovers that he might be autistic and kind of freaks out about it because he’s already the gay hockey player and the asian hockey player he doesn’t also want to be the autistic hockey player with all the negative stereotypes it comes with but he finally confides in ilya one day and says i think i might have autism and ilya gives him a soft look and says yes i think maybe you do and at first shane gets a little angry at ilya because why does it seem like you knew? how did you know? why didn’t you tell me? and ilya says because i think you deserve to figure out how you feel without me plantning ideas in your head and no matter what you would still be my shane, trying to be all sweet about it and shane gives him a careful look and asks is that why you haven’t turned on the overheard light in 2 years and ilya sighs and nods

emmikay

Shane Hollander: If I ask you a guy question, will you promise not to be weird?

Hayden Pike: I promise.

Shane Hollander: So, Ilya and I-

Hayden Pike: You can do better.

1410-1221-dec2008

Credit: @blacksheepcolorfulskin

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penandinkprincess

i think i've posted this before, but ilya truly does deserve an award for his patience after getting woken up at fuck o'clock at the cottage for a five year plan strategy session when he was in the middle of a rem cycle.

like the way he asked "what is nur-ate-iv?" makes me think man TRULY was not catching all of the words getting tossed at him so fast the second his eyes were even a LITTLE open. like he wasn't asking "what story did you come up with?" he's asking "what word are you even saying to me right now?" man got like 0.2 seconds to be like "oh i'm awake now?" before he was getting PELTED with english because shane had a forty step plan that couldn't wait like. three more hours.

i would have hit him with a pillow and said let's circle back, so kudos to ilya.

penandinkprincess

this does make me think that if they have kids, ilya is going to be the default parent getting woken up for "i frew up"

in my heart, shane sleeps like a ROCK and is also non-functional if his sleep schedule is disrupted

so papa is the one getting little hands patting at his face at 3 am because his sleep isn't safe from daddy OR the kids

penandinkprincess

this also does mean that shane rarely wakes up in a bed with the same number of people it had when he fell asleep

either ilya is completely mia because he went to lay down with whatever kiddo came to get him and then fell asleep in their bed without meaning to, or shane wakes up to little feet pushing into his kidney or a little fist tucked under his arm or a kiddo sprawled sideways over him AND ilya in a way that canNOT be comfortable

shane always handles getting everyone put together and fed breakfast, but the first step of every morning routine is just a headcount to find out where everyone ended up overnight

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