I'm Dancing On My Own

     “I’m not following…” 

      “Well, she lies about being the royal tutor and ends up falling in love with the prince... You know you could just watch the movie with me.”

“I’m still beyond obsessed with the winter season and I still start putting up strings of lights in September. I still love sparkles and grocery shopping and really old cats that are only nice to you half the time. I still love writing in my journal and wearing dresses all the time and staring at chandeliers.” ― Taylor Swift

— Dave Willis  (via herkindoftea)

      “Well,, being pregnant with twins isn’t the easiest thing.” 

“God I know. I feel like I’m just this huge whale that just wants to fart and eat peanut butter all day.”

     “What’s the point of a coupon if you can’t use it?”

“Wasting paper.”

(via wnq-quotes)