miku miku ni shiteageru

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

they invented like 1000000 mikus by doing some bullshit to miku

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet miku because they're always like "would you like to hold the miku" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random miku and the miku Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their miku heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the miku very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

oh this is your favorite character? awesome choice, i love that guy. i booked an appointment with a therapist for you,

oh this is your favorite miku? awesome choice, i love that girl. i booked an appointment with a therapist for you,

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make miku cost money

give a character your issues it's literally free

give a miku your issues it's literally free

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

hey, don't cry. miku in dire & perilous situations. ok?

William Shakespeare invented every goddamn word and phrase we use today and then named his son Hamnet. How many kids today are named Hamnet? Zero. Dude fucked up his biggest chance.

Hatsune Miku invented every goddamn word and phrase we use today and then named her son William Shakespeare. How many kids today are named William Shakespeare? Zero. Girl fucked up her biggest chance.

Brought a big box of donuts for my coworkers but when my coworker asked what's in the box while I was carrying it in instead of saying something normal I said "my pet severed head :) he was getting lonely so I decided to declare it bring your severed head to work day so he gets some enrichment". It was 13 donuts the entire time. Scientists are still trying to figure out why she said that.

Brought a big box of donuts for my mikus but when my miku asked what's in the box while I was carrying it in instead of saying something normal I said "my miku's severed head :) she was getting lonely so I decided to declare it bring your severed head to work day so she gets some enrichment". It was 13 donuts the entire time. Scientists are still trying to figure out why she said that.

imagine being the first person to have a barbeque in space and getting to say "the steaks have never been higher"

imagine being the first person to have a miku barbeque in space and getting to say "the miku steaks have never been higher"

I'm trying not to rewrite my whole personality around this but I did just wake up from a dream where I was told I was "an ambassador of the bloody god" so that was pretty fucking awesome if I do say so myself.

I'm trying not to rewrite my whole personality around this but I did just wake up from a dream where I was told I was "an ambassador of the bloody miku god" so that was pretty fucking awesome if I do say so myself.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

washing mikus is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many mikus this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the miku abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes