“Are you aware that your chicken is out?” @addictedbookworm - Tumblr Blog

POV: you're a gridanian farmer at 3 AM

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

entropic-introspection

I kinda love that we never get an explanation for what the fuck was up with Zenos. We come in fresh off of killing First Brood and can’t even dent this motherfucker. He steamrolls us in a way no one else got close to, multiple times. And then he gets an artificial Echo.

He fucking died only to go “Nah that’s boring,” and came back to haunt us and try to kick our ass again. He’s apparently dreamed of The World Before since he was a kid. He broke time and fucking space to chase us to the ends of the universe and rolled his eyes at the mere thought of us being delayed by the embodiment of despair. Usurped ‘final boss’ status by having us fight him 1v1 after everything in an instanced fight that devolves to us punching the shit out of each other.

Zenos whatevs Galvus was somehow in possession of as much Main Character Energy as the WoL he just never fucking expanded on that, dare I say iconic

hibiscus-sweetie

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

incorrectsmashbrosquotes

People playing Elden Ring and looking for the "good" demigod to root for are missing the point. Pick your favorite mass murdering war criminal megalomaniac with mommy issues and endlessly simp for them like the rest of us, cowards.

ryelandgrace

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo! NEVRON!

CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPÉDITION 33 (2025) dev. Sandfall Interactive

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

kescalis

I only recently got around to playing this absolutely gutpunching game

I just wanted to draw the sillies...

psychotic-gerard

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

noah-wyles

allthingswhumpyandangsty

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

mysticalcoffeequeen

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

switchnx

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

omg thank you

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

bisexualseraphim

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

nighttrashheadache

violet: he’s probably thinking about other girls

xaden: I need to figure out a way to attach the tiny dragon to the big dragon

yokolate

⠀"Come along. Let's go home."

⠀

Aline Dessendre Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025) dev. SandFall Interactive⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀

arirna

televisionenjoyer

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

televisionenjoyer

Rescued media. Fuck it.

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

quail-in-red

I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny

piosplayhouse

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

“Are you aware that your chicken is out?”