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going out to eat some mold spores. anybody need anything?

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can i get added onto your will

ostolero

not sure why but go wild

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ur mom be a marvel cuz when im with her she goes shes right behind me isnt she and then after she goes well that just happened

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This feels like a message you'd get from someone with like extreme amnesia trying to remember things about the world

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The numbers on debit cards would slowly turn red one by one to indicate when you were getting low on funds.

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haha and what are those numbers?

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insane clown posse lyrics are like "the rich gettin richer the poor get poorer i fuck a bigot's mother then i punch him in the boner (clown noise)

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I love this so much

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The idea of a pregnant couple posting about a gender reveal party only go to "PSYCH IT'S THE OTHER KID" is hilarious and also these are some fantastic parents

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You've heard of TERF bangs, now get ready for whatever the hell this is

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Serf bangs was right there

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0sbrain

whoever wrote this, you are so right

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chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

carterslayer

Isn’t that second one just gun safety?

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the best jokes have an element of truth to them

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