He’s An Evil Scientist, OKAY?

(Grabs you by the shirt collar) nerds. I get off to nerds NOT THE CANDY the fucking cringe Nintendo fan and toy collectors. Tcg players who go to card shops every weekend to play for fun. Idk. When I draw my ocs with glasses just standing there it's does to my brain what other artists drawing like. Anthro planes as inflatable pool toys with huge tits or vore or fucking whatever fetish youtube cringe comps make videos about. This. Is. A fetish for me. (bites your head off like a barbie doll)

God I know humiliation fetishes are a thing but making your sub dress up like Dilbert seems like really cruel

Anyways I think a mad scientist of any sort should kidnap me. Im a free test subject just feed me yummy snackies occasionally and give me a warm comfy bed and Im set.

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

*to ethics board* well im sorry you feel that way (lie detector attached to me starts blaring) but i thought my experiments were benefitting humanity (lie detector has started incorporating subtle amen breaks)

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

Cuntula

This poor guy looks exactly like the type who this scientist has been Experimenting On For Years 😭

Permit office Grian is real, he CAN hurt us

getting a visit from a nerd on pi day is like getting a visit from santa claus on christmas 🤩

people telling me to get contacts like i’m going to deprive the world of a sexy ass glasses-wearer… Rip off an angel’s wings, why don’t you

instead i contemplate elevating it by getting a glasses chain. I just think the vibes would be immaculate