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must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

last night during trivial pursuit my sister got a question about the simpsons and she closed her eyes and went "homer..........marge....................lisa.........................BART..........................................maggie.................." like she was calling out to them for the answer

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

i think about this post at least once a week

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it

ok so its not just me. ok good to know

i havent done anything or been anyone ever