BUBBLEGUM BITCH.

You should come visit her, she demands to be petted by you.

soft kitty warm kitty-- 

She´s doing great. She´s the talk of the theatre. I have a hard time prying her from people´s laps at the end of a show day.

wow nessa is my spirit animal

@itsjemmabitch​i replied to your post “What’s your favorite thing about your partner? If you’re single,…”

all i’m hearing is that u LOVE ME

Of course I love you, silly. You’re the brightest Jemma-shaped light of my life.

if i ever wanted to be monogamous tbh like i’d pick u in 3 seconds. maybe 2

Hmmm, I do seem to recall this cuteness.  

is it a lil fuzzy?? idk do u need a reminder?

i hope you’ve got a good appetite, jem.

O YEAH 

Duly noted. I´ll act surprised next time.

ps, how is lil bb nessa

Why am I not surprised?

IDK U SHOULD NOT BE

You’re so adorable, I hope you realize that.

i’m cutest post-o tbh u can find that out for urself wink wink

so i was totally and wrong and she’s totally had them, but she’s also gonna try and track down a place where they do homemade versions, so if she’s successful, i’m gonna spread the word.

and uh hey jem what you doin tonight?

@mikhailacey​ hello yes we need ur baking services to make ice cream tacos

Oh! Oh, I see!  That’s very clever, dear.

thank u i tried rl hard

next time i order groceries i’m totally gonna get like five boxes bc everyone wants one and i don’t think rowan’s ever had one.

and i totally would have celebrated if there was an offer, but i was cool just hanging by myself, too. watched the latest gbbo.

omg we need to educate rowan in the ways of the choco taco wtf

Since I do not have the time to take care of a dog, and let´s be real for a second I`m much more of a cat person anyways, I was thinking about adopting a cat from one of the local shelters. Does anyone have any recommendations on where to go looking?

i’m usually good at getting kitties tbh

What a doll!

no u

Since I do not have the time to take care of a dog, and let´s be real for a second I`m much more of a cat person anyways, I was thinking about adopting a cat from one of the local shelters. Does anyone have any recommendations on where to go looking?

i can help u find some pussy

I watched the first episode of Batwoman and the trailer for the Birds of Prey movie and I’ve realized an alarming pattern. I have a thing for crazy chicks… I managed to drool over Harley Quinn and Alice. I guess we really are all mad here… Should I be worried? Maybe this is why my uncle insists on approving the girls I go out with.

U LIKE CRAZY? GOOD 2 KNO