This is just how magic works, honestly.
@actualshonenprotagonist this sounds like a you story. I don't know if you're Kevin or the narrator or Tony or all of them at once.
This is often how men make friends, and it's actually one of the nicer things I've discovered about manhood.
My tendency toward smaller SUVs was originally so I could sleep in my car if I had to, but effectively I became a small-scale Kevin. And I fucking love it. There's a beautiful sense of benevolent power in being able to help out. I'm actually in emotional knots right now because my current car doesn’t have enough clearance to make it up a friend's hill, and I won't be able to move a shed for him unless I borrow a different vehicle. I'm looking into getting higher struts so I'll be able to go off-road in my 30-year-old minivan because of this exact phenomenon.
















