nothing to write home about

i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

Scrabble does things to your mind that you can never come back from.

I once was playing and put down ‘cow’ but in my mind I was saying it so it rhymed with ‘crow’ and I told my friend that it might not be a real word but I’m playing it and he can’t stop me and he looked me right in the eye and said it like how ‘cow’ is supposed to be said and I was so mad at myself I nearly flipped the board.

My brother played the word ‘scrabble’ and my mom said, “I actually don’t think that’s a word.” And I said, “yes it is? ‘scrabbled eggs’???”

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

REPTILES ARE BACK

*REPLIES

*is the heathen of the family*

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

This post is slowly killing me

The best part is when he turns the minion to face the camera & for a moment you think the minion is talking

how is this not intentional comedy

I’m here, I’m queer, and I’m shopping at Robert Dyas 

how does this only have 150 notes

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

I have had this scheduled since december

oh its that day again

Let me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told there’d been an ‘incident at corporate’.

this is still the best addition to this post

throwback to when someone blatantly lied on my own obviously fake walmart application post

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend