🍍SoFlo🍍

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

what if bugs could cough. like imagine spraying a roach with some raid and it starts hacking violently before passing away

being someone who doesnt watch tv or movies is so hard. probably harder than being a soldier or a cop

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you

rub it in why don't you

nothing is worse than software that tells people when I’m online or when I read their message or when I’m typing something. I always want to be as unknowable in my silence as god

love that fighting is considered a pokemon type. like Yea I got magical elemental skills it’s called kicking your ass

"mid" wife?.....ha, ha......no such thing.

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