Potatoes Unite

It’s a joyous, happy show where nothing bad ever happens and everyone eats ice cream all the time. It’s been real hard pitching it to the execs because they keep saying “Where’s the conflict? What are the stakes? What’s the internal and external journey??” and we keep responding with “deciding what kind of ice cream to get, there are no steaks at ice cream shops, and who needs to go on a journey when you have plenty of ice cream right here?”

i have to do all the work around here

He had to fight his way to the top

Also all of this food looks gross

This should be an Olympic sport.

I cosplayed Edna Mode from The Incredibles at Holiday Matsuri and needless to say I spent the day hunting down characters with capes and getting irrationally angry at them

Or, are you just willing to admit you care more about a pretentious, fictional moral high ground gained by not eating animals than you do about human rights and environmental issues

Yeah OK sure I guess why not.

Same

This was one of his ground-softness-testings. The aisle is all rubber so it’s not hard but I doubt it was very comfortable. Jack would beg to differ.