Beach Boys Lover

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

Woah that me

I am infertile from eating sceted candles. The

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened"; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

person (non-practicing)

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..