i’ll never love a boy the way i love the ocean

she's so cute i need to put my fingers in her mouth asap

Andrew said "Go be with Dove then" and Thomas heard "maybe you're better off dead" and this detail just won't leave my head

"wow don't let the forest in, a new interesting book with an ace main character!" i said with joys. i was then shot 57 times

i love the trope in fiction of everything going horribly wrong when the protagonists are in fancy clothes. fighting in suits, hair a mess to contrast their outfits— what’s supposed to be put together instead torn and stained in blood— just excellent vibes all around

So you’re telling me he’s outside weeping for his wife every night and she’s inside trying to find a way back to him. Okay. Cool. Haha yeah that’s fine. I’m gonna go ballistic

Imagine scarfing down chinese food like a rabid animal only for jeff bezos to come and sit next to you and insult your dead wife, so you go home and get a lobotomy about it

With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

Bitches be like “Fellowship x reader” and then leave out Gandalf. Cowards.