we weren't born to cry

i think im gonna make a new tumblr. phresh.

well i did it and i’ll re-follow anyone who’s been active in the past week ig

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

Wish I was injured in battle and passed out, and then I wake up in a cabin with a sexy man bed side nurse putting a wash cloth on my wounds being like “don’t move too much, you’ve been through a lot” or whatever shit they say. Thatd be dope as fuck.

people calling each other romantic petnames sarcastically at first but gradually developing into genuine heartfelt affection as the story (and their relationship) progresses is potentially lethal to likes of lovey dovey bitches such as me

can someone help me find the picture of a bunch of webkinz(?) like gathered in a living room and some of them are playing a ds and some of them are sitting around a tv playing the wii and some of them are playing webkinz on a laptop and i think some of them were drawing too?? it looks like it was taken with flash on iirc and it was circulating on here a while ago

baby party!!!!