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Diego: I'm living a lot, just in the present. Sure but don't hold your breath. Other dinosaurs might prey on t-rex babies though, right? Or they might smell that you're all warm and bloody.

Greta: What TikToks are you watching? Because there's for sure a very specific 'thot' costume that lots of people are wearing during those dances, and I've bought way too many cropped hoodies because of it lol.

Zoe: only big enough to put the carpet out of commission....it's a biggie isn't it??

Zoe: I didn't even get to patent one of my robots yet. WHAT HAVE I WASTED MY LIFE DOING???

Jackson: Ouch, yup. Alright. How about buying a new one and just presenting it as a present?

Noa: Yeah, yeah, don't remind me. I'm still mad about that. But at least I'll be hitting waves while you're hitting the books 😜 Me? A jester? You got that so wrong, buddy.

Harriet: Despite the stereotype, pirates are perfectly capable of drinking whatever beverage they prefer. Rum is not a requirement.

Harriet: And I find most pickup lines tacky, I don't see any reason why ones specifically catered to my life and my choices should be any better.

Jackson: BUT edoes it fall undeor da spirate rulje book? me thinks no!

Haverly: Uh, you're telling me. At least you're not a girl trying to shove corndogs in her mouth in peace! Girl's gotta eat, and we can't even do that without getting harassed sometimes!

Haverly: Because that takes too much timeeeeee I don't wanna have to sit and chop it up before I eat it.

Jackson: Hey, us dudes get it just as bad. People are just jerks who like to ruin it for others. I would say throw a corndog at them but that's wasting a good corndog. smh.

Harry: I never notice ye, don't take it personal. But worry not, its already forgotten, by far the most boring part of me day.

Harry: Say what you will, starer.

Jackson: Cool. I find that hard to believe, nothing that has to do with me is ever boring. Maybe you're just boring in general.

Andy: Is that a challenge? Because you're going to have such a great time that you'll be WEEPING when I leave! And fuck yeah! Wanna bet on who wins??

Diego: That's a high risk, high reward that I don't need to do, man. We'll just do what we do and it'll work. And you do realize you'll probably get eaten, yeah?

Laguna: I like the spirit but my favorite place to get messy definitely isn't in a bed 😉 is there another, better holiday soon? Like National Hump in a Pool Day?

Casper: HE SPENT 3 DAYS INSIDE the only sucky thing was I had to run all the errands for him

Casper: ALREADY ON IT! I'M GONNA GET PICTURES OF ALL THE ROOM'S REFLECTIONS! This is gonna be EPIC!

Jackson: A small price to pay for the awesome prank but 3 days? Dude that is epic! I can't believe he fell for it for 3 days. What gave it away?

Marley: And that's where you come in!! To keep it from burning 😓

Marley: I like the idea of the vegetable pasta. Although it's got carbs, it should balance out with the vegetables, i think- it's a healthy choice, right?

Jackson: LOL fine, but I'm not a miracle worker. I think as long as you follow my instructions we'll be fine.

Gaston: There are... so many things wrong with this message, dude.

Gaston: Please tell me it was a dare. Or not actually for me, that would be even better.

Jackson: You know you want it but just to be clear this wasn't meant for you.

Diego: Fucking with timelines is dangerous. Besides, I already know my band is gonna be big. Why don't you do it? Feel like you'd have fun with that stuff. When in time would you even go?

Andy: Inflatable dinosaur costumes and silly string?! I'm not Casper but I'm hella down! And I'm hotter than that kid so I like to think I'm better company. Wanna sumo-wrestle in the dino suits??

Harry: Didn't even notice ye was staring but ye don't have to be embarrassed. I hook a lot of attention, it's just me gorgeous face.

Jackson: I'm not? No, that's not what happened. Like I said I was thinking and you just happened to be right there. I thought you noticed but since you didn't. Forget I said anything. 🤦‍♂️

Lonnie: Being spokesperson MAKES you responsible sorry. I don't make the rules 😜 Okay, I get wanting to shoot your shot, but when someone tells you that they aren't interested you should respect that! It's called "being a decent person" but clearly this guy doesn't know how to do that. You're supposed to be talking me out of fights, not telling me to start them lmao