Actaeon Cross

Black man named Daniel Cressy!! (23) in Louisiana has been the first person cured!! (Happy Black News!!!)

Look, I understand that this is Stanley Pines he's going against. I am aware he is currently going against the reigning tumblr sexyman.

but consider:

Bobby is a very kind and loving soul, and he is also very friend-shaped.

Bobby is not, however, afraid to stand up for his girls. He is a girl dad and you cannot convince me otherwise. He already beat tumblr's darling capitalist twink. He is actively shifting the definition of the tumblr sexyman by toppling longstanding previous tumblr sexymen. He has done it once and he can do it again.

He is also redefining the definition of a tumblr sexyman by purely getting this far at all. Him getting as far as he has is proof that the tumblr sexyman can come in all shapes, races, outlooks on life, backgrounds, etc.

He's going against the grain of a notoriously exploitative industry and actually cherishing the people he is managing; he is making sure they're okay in multiple different ways, tries to cheer them up, supports their endeavors even when he isn't entirely sure what's going on. That is a supportive man and one who isn't afraid to care for others, and that's sexy to me

He's a short king. As a fellow short guy this alone would have gotten my support even if I hadn't watched the movie multiple times.

He is not afraid of having whimsy.

Did I mention he unconditionally loves and supports his girls?

Also, just to put it out there. I love Stan and I love Gravity Falls. He is in fact my second favorite Gravity Falls character only behind Dipper, and I agree that Stan is iconic as all hell. However, I think that it's only fair that you shouldn't have a reigning champion come back to the tumblr sexyman tournament the year after their win. We need to give other characters a chance. (And yes. I would say this even if he wasn't going against Bobby.)

So, for both his own character and the fact that this is simply an unfair matchup whatever way you look at it, you should vote Bobby for tumblr sexyman 2026

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A match of two Generation 6 Megas, these two have both had plenty of time to garner fans!

A sort of counterpart to Mega Sharpedo, Mega Camerupt is the signature Pokémon of Team Magma's Maxie in Omega Ruby, and a bad tempered beast! The volcano on its back erupts with fearsome force, backed up by a big Special Attack stat and the Sheer Force ability that makes many of its moves scarier than those of others! In its mega form, Camerupt becomes short tempered, and its deep hatred of water makes it even angrier- causing a particularly strong eruption when its rage hits a boiling point. And like I said, those magma flows hurt! One of its only downsides though is its pitiful 20 base speed, tying it as the slowest Fire type Pokémon with Slugma, Torkoal, and Litwick. Despite the anger issues though, can you find it in yourself to love it? Does Mega Camerupt earn your vote?