A wierd combination of fandoms

- Tommy says/does something provocative and Dream either takes the punch or not

- If he takes the punch, Tommy keeps going because he's trying to get Dream to react

- If Dream doesn't take the punch he will retaliate in a sliding scale based on how egregious he thinks the crime is and not how bad it actually was.

- This becomes a game of chicken that neither are willing to back away from because their own pride will be the death of them. God forbid someone is the bigger man. Tommy has something to prove, whether it be besting the Admin Dreamwastaken himself or just to show that he could do it. Dream refuses to be bested and is more often than not being a creative little shit. His prowess in strategy and war serves him and his mentality will fucking kill him because he is almost always the one to crank it up to 11.

TL;DR Tommy provokes but Dream takes it to a whole other level. That's where the imbalance comes from. Tommy doesn't realize what Dream is willing to do in order to achieve his goals. Tommy has diluted himself into thinking that the server revolves around him and Dream because he made it about him and Dream.

I think this is a very accurate description of their dynamic! They're both prideful bastards who hate it when someone else has the upper hand, which is what the whole premise of the Disc War is. Tommy wanted to kill Big Man Dream himself, Dream's pride got hurt as a result, and it just escalated from there.

How did Phil end up under arrest in the first place? Why didn't he leave, although he could have done so?

It's simple, he is an admin, but on other servers he also obeys the server rules. Someone else’s house is a temple, and you are a guest in it, so no one has the right to break the owner’s word. Well, and you usually sign a user agreement about this, so that the server or admin will apply sanctions if the rules are violated.

By the way, Phil is initially not very polite to Dream, from deliberately trespassing on someone else’s property to supporting chaos on the server.

As a nuance, Phil apologized for Wilbur's behavior and his childish comedy, which Philza's recognized son continued to break. He also apologized for bypassing the server code and illegally being on it and asked for official permission from Dream. (He was touched by the apology, but very quickly dismissed the permission, saying that he had nothing against Philza’s presence on his server, which of course alerted Philza, but Dream is a fully functioning young admin. He knows what he’s doing.)

So, according to Philza, Dream is most likely having fun, and he doesn’t want to spoil the game for him, which admins, after full adaptation, often arrange, trying to test the limits of the players’ capabilities and the limit of the development of the story in order to choose a direction to their liking.

dream smp mean girls au

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sapnap: so, if you’re from l’manberg, why do you sound british?

tommy: …what?

george: oh my XD, sapnap. you can’t just ask people why they sound british.

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techno: raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by dreamwastaken.

literally half the server: *raises hands*

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tubbo: you can’t join pogtopia! it’s social suicide!

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tubbo: that there is sapnap. he is one of the hottest guys in school. and I don’t mean that in a gay way, he is literally on fire half the time. thanks to badboyhalo, his dad, who is a literal demon

ranboo: he once set my arm on fire, freaked out, and doused it with water. honestly the water hurt more.

tommy: *winces*

ranboo: that one? that’s georgenotfound. he’s totally rich cause he runs a whole kingdom with sapnap and karl.

tubbo: george is nowhere and everywhere at the same time. when you need him, he’s fast asleep. when you don’t, he’s right there.

ranboo: that’s why he wears those clout goggles. hiding the fact that his eyes are always closed

tubbo: and the green bastard there? that’s dream. don’t get me wrong, he may seem like a typical server admin, but he’s way, WAY more than that.

ranboo: he’s the number one, the speedrunner. the other two are the hunters.

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tubbo: four for you, karl jacobs! you go, karl jacobs! and none for georgenotfound, bye

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george: dream, hang on. you’re wearing all green. it’s monday.

dream: so?

sapnap: so that’s against the rules and you can’t sit with us.

dream: what? since when? whatever. those rules aren’t real.

sapnap: *offended gasp* they were real that day I wore a hoodie karl lent to me!

dream: it was because that hoodie was karl’s, not yours!

george: YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!

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george: that is so pogchamp!

dream: george, stop trying to make pogchamp happen! it’s not going to happen!

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grian: i wish we could just build stuff and have fun, no wars or fighting or anything like that-

ranboo: he’s not even whitelisted here!

techno: are you even whitelisted on this server?

grian: ha, no, just wanted to create a little chaos

techno: *sighs*

dream: WAIT HOW’D HE GET ON

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tommy: dream… how do I begin to explain dream?

connor: dream is flawless.

quackity: he has ten stacks of diamonds and a super OP netherite sword.

sam: I hear his mask’s insured for $10,000.

skeppy: I hear he does minecraft… in florida.

niki: one time, he met captainsparklez on a plane. and he told him he was cool.

antfrost: one time I helped beat him in manhunt… it was awesome.

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Hahaha, a gift for @the-final-sif

An AU where admin!Dream doesn’t really know what he is doing and Phil is simultaneously horrified and impressed? Heck yeah, count me in!

I do like the idea of Wilbur having some powerful magic if he is the son of the goddess of Death. He doesn't use it much since it is dangerous for him to use. Both it harms him and it could hurt people around him. Most of his magic training is more about how to keep it under control

When he had Fundy, he watches for any sign of magic but sees none. To which Wilbur is glad that Fundy does not have to handle powerful magic. He always just never mentions it since he did not see a reason to.

In the last post, I said how both Phil and Kristen are able to have kids be species that do not really exist anymore.

So Wilbur should be the same.

This is why Fundy is a kitsune.

And why is he a kitsune and not some other mythical bird. Because God blood is like a randomizer for DNA. Have a kid with anyone who has God Blood and you never know what species they will be

Now as stated, Wilbur does not know he is a siren so he thinks that Fundy is a fox hybrid.

Given Wilbur's family it would be no shock if Fundy is a immortal of some kind.

This changes when Fundy is like "Dad, I grew another tail"

Kitsune grow tails as they get older. (So even if this is a canon au, then I can see Fundy being on good terms with Wilbur after that long.)

Wilbur knows that Fundy is a kitsune since he got many mythology lessons. (c!Techno knows many mythologies and taught Wilbur. Greek Mythology is just his fav)

But they went extinct long ago. Don't know why they went extinct but they did. Maybe another messed with the wrong god so they were all turned to regular foxes.

Added bonus is that Wilbur learns that he is a winged siren.

So c!Wilbur never takes off his shirt. He hates anyone seeing his back. Not even Sally has seen his back.

Everyone respects this through once the war happened, it became a bit of a problem. Since Wilbur would want to take care of call back wounds himself. Everyone was hoping that Wilbur would never get a bad back injury. Luckily the war passed and Wilbur did not get any bad back injuries.

Once in Pogtopia and Techno was there, things were a bit easier since Wilbur would allow Techno to see his back (granted it was in a room with just them in it but it is much better then before). Techno seems to know why Wilbur does not like people seeing his back.

Cut to Wilbur being back from limbo.

Quackity and Wilbur are having another argument with Tubbo and Ranboo trying to tune them out but failing.

Quackity ends up calling Wilbur a human.

Ranboo is like "Wait what? Wilbur is not human"

Tubbo is like "He has never said he was a hybrid. And he does not look like a hybrid"

Wilbur goes over to Ranboo and is like "Ranboo we need to have a talk" and leads him away from Tubbo and Quackity

Tubbo and Quackity looked confused. They wondered why Ranboo would think Wilbur was a hybrid and why Wilbur acted like that.

Wilbur has no hybrid features nor has said that he is a hybrid.

Foolish comes around and asks why the two look confused and they explain what happened.

Foolish is like "Isn't his father an avian hybrid. Phil. That guy with big black wings"

Tubbo and Quackity smack themselves in the head. Through to be fair, they went so long thinking he was human and when they finally saw his father is was a very chaotic day and people really weren't thinking about what species Wilbur was.

Tubbo: That would explain a lot. He can make good bird noises, likes shiny stuff, and why he hates armor. Hollow bones. I remember Techno saying that Wilbur's armor had to be made differently.

Quackity: Where are his wings? Avian hybrids always have wings. Not all are fully developed but they have wings.

Tubbo's eyes goes wide: Big Q. Wilbur hates anyone seeing his back.

That is when the pieces fall into place. Wilbur hates anyone seeing his back since he does not want anyone to see his wings. Or I should say what is left on them. Since something must have happened to them since even small wings would be have been seen.

Wilbur and Ranboo come back and no one really says anything.

Wilbur sighs and is like "You guys figured it out didn't you. I am not blind to those looks in your eyes"

Tubbo and Quackity nod.

Wilbur is like "I do not want to talk about it but yes. I am an avian hybrid. Ranboo don't blame yourself. You did not know that I did not want others to know"

Tubbo: So you just lie about being human

Wilbur is like "I never confirm nor deny being human. I am silent.

Don't know how but some time later, Wilbur opens up about what happened to his wings.

Just after he got his flight feathers and was learning how to fly, he and some other hybrid kids were taken by hybrid hunters. They wanted his wings. He was able to escape with the other kids but his wings were gone.

You know how people make Wilbur a siren. Well I have some ideas about sirens.

The first is modern sirens do live in the ocean but in the past they had wings.

The reason for why they ended up in the water is they pissed off a god. So the god punishes the whole species. Took their wings and made them swim in the water. There is more.

You see each siren has a pearl that allows them to switch between human and siren form. This pearl is also the source of their magic. So if something happens to the pearl then not only will the siren be stuck in human form but they can't do their magic.

I like this idea since this work with both my siren!Wilbur ideas.

If you go on canon with Phil as his dad then he could still be a siren. He would just be the last siren with wings. How you might ask? Well Phil is old and Wilbur's mom is the goddess of death so whatever curse the god placed on the sirens would not work on Wilbur.

It somewhat makes sense that someone old as time and the goddess of death would be able to have a kid that is a subspecies that pretty much went extinct.

To me it would be funny if Wilbur had no idea so he thinks he is an ordinary bird hybrid but nope he is a siren.

The next idea is if you go Wilbur is adopted then he is a siren that lost his pearl (or his pearl got destroyed) so is pretty much human.

Now there are many stories that I have where Wilbur gets his pearl back someway.

I will state my idea for a canon au. So in that Wilbur's pearl was destroyed but when he came back alive, the magic also gave him his pearl back. (Also Ghostbur being hurt by water is extra sad in this au)

This adds to why Wilbur sees Dream as his hero since now he has his pearl back. He has a part of himself that he never thought he would get.

Through his magic is out of control and I will explain why.

For both winged and water sirens the strength of their magic is based on well they can do music. So when you hear a siren sing their enchanting melody, it really is enchanted. They only sound good because of their magic. Most sirens aren't that good at singing since there is little need. They can live their lives without needing to practice any musical instrument or singing.

Wilbur still sung and played guitar when his pearl was gone. So his magic got stronger. Now that he has his pearl, he can do magic. So he holds back on music so he can practice so he doesn't hurt those he cares about.

This also makes Wilbur saying that Techno is his twin thing kinda sweeter. Wilbur lives in the water while Techno lives in the Nether. Wilbur can't stay in the Nether long and Techno either can't swim or just can't stand water.

So Wilbur knows this and is like "Yes this piglin hybrid is my twin now."

Also like to imagine that sirens are sent to the nether as death sentences so that is how Wilbur met Techno. Someone wanted him to die and wanted it to be slow. Wilbur was able to survive long enough to meet Techno.

Techno is badly hurt so Wilbur uses the last of his strength to patch up Techno's wounds. Techno feels indebted to what he thinks human so he saves Wilbur's live.

Even once they find a portal for Wilbur to leave, he keeps on coming back to see Techno. Techno sees how the nether hurts Wilbur so ends up leaving with Wilbur. (Techno won't admit it but he was very touched it. Through he just calls Wilbur an idiot.)

Had a cool idea.

So Dream is the admin of the server. And in universe there is a lot of work that goes on behind the scenes that an admin must do to help the server.

Dream being in prison can't do much work since that takes energy and with conditions of the prison he can't get much energy to do much.

So when he brought Wilbur back to life he used what left of his energy to make Wilbur an admin. Wilbur was an admin before so he knows what to do.

This has the side effect of Ghostbur also becoming an admin. Since he and Wilbur were once the same person.

Ghostbur can't be on the server. He is either in limbo or watching in the Admin's Plane (Which is where all the code is for the server. Only admins can go there and interact with it)

This does work out well since Ghostbur can do a lot of the work while Wilbur is walking around the server. Both Wilbur and Dream agreed it was best to not let anyone know about Wilbur becoming an admin.

So Ghostbur is a big help. Wilbur still does help but Ghostbur is at it the most.

Ghostbur does want to talk to Tommy but knows that there is no way Tommy could enter the Admin's Plane.

Wilbur is trying to find a way to let Ghostbur on the server.

Also I like to imagine that in this au, Ghostbur was the one who the dog in the prison. He wanted Techno and Dream to have a friend.

He was very upset at what Sam did.

Using any admin abilities in the prison is risky so that is why only a dog was put there.

That was me! That's my admin c!Dream AU, and I had a feeling that it was accurate on account of cc!Dream being a self taught coder with adhd. As someone who is also a self taught coder with adhd from a family of people who are self taught coders with adhd, I'm very aware that all of us do weird nonsense in our code.

As a bonus for sending me this confirmation, a little tidbit from the admin c!Dream AU is that the reason that players can't go to the end is because c!Dream doesn't want people dying in the void. Usually, admins on servers place safety nets over top the void (since it's something that can perma kill players, erasing them from existence), but Dream never found out about that. So his void is just entirely exposed and very very dangerous and he's just like "well I'll put a sign telling people not to go here I guess".

Please tell me they drag dream to sleep

Is he standing in the same position?? Isn’t he going to cramp???

He probably would, if Dream was, you know, human. He would be having much worse, because Dream has been standing in that same position for more then a week, with no food, no water, and without moving.

He's afk.

Always :D

All of them would 100% kiss each others scars. It's a show of which battles fought. A display of what horrors they survived. And on bad days where any of them doubt their own capabilities, another would remind them how they are a sign of survival. Because despite the wound that existed, it healed over.

In one of my AUs c!Dream has golden blood due to being an unicorn and c!Techno tries to deny how hot he finds it when he bleeds and the golden liquid decorates his fur or skin. However, neither c!Phil nor Dream are fooled, they can see his dick straining in his pants. It doesn't particularly help that Dream's freckles in said AU are golden and especially with sunlight, it looks like Dream's shimmering a bit.

Generally, i love the idea of Techno having a sorta gold kink. Which Dream and Phil are well aware of. It's why the chain leash, collar and some more things they use during some scenes are gold. And of course Phil already having hair thats close in colouration to gold and Dream used to have it too or like in another AU of mine, it can shine golden (part of being a deity of Life, Sun and Day)

Also they really love to sorta team up 2 vs 1. Usually it's Techza vs Dream where they try to ensure that the guy doesn't overwork himself or risk himself when unnecessary. Or Dreamza vs Techno for the same reason as the previous team-up except less likely. The only times Dreamnoblade teams up against Phil is as revenge if he teased them a lot, so they tease him in return. Usually by just having him watch while placing the occasional touch as Phil's hands are restrained behind him.

When it's Techza vs Dream, they tend to tie him up. It's usually in binds Dream could break out of. (They do have ones he couldn't break out of but that's either for heavier scenes or when they really fear for Dream's life.) They suck him off or fuck him nice and slow, in a way that he sometimes feels is teasing.

"techno, why is dream making a mortal with a Double jump and then is dancing the swan lake?"

"idk maybe a courting ritual we never heard of"

i'm with you on this. we're looking at a parkourist, a good sprinter and an even better endurance runner. he'd have lean, dense muscle, especially on his traps & delts from swinging an axe around. a strong, firm core. he wouldn't have the physique of a bodybuilder-- not with his lifestyle. he'd be toned.

i want you to imagine cdream asleep on the big bed that techno and philza made for him. there are old quilts piled on him and colorful pillows supporting his neck and shoulders. his head lulled to the side in his slumber, his lips parted gently. there's a glass of water on the nightstand, condensation gathering on its sides and dripping down. the morning sun beams through the window and creates patterns of light throughout the room, bright on the backs of snow-white hounds that nap around the space.

philza rests a knee on the mattress and leans down, kissing dream while he sleeps. dream's lips twitch under him, but he doesn't wake.

phil likes to check in on dream like this. it's been several weeks since dream was at his weakest; fresh out of the prison, it seemed that dream might pass in his sleep at any moment, but now he has more color in his face and his energy levels are better. still, he seems fragile. painfully human. phil will feel his pulse and just sit there, ruminating on how delicate mortality is.

not sure, shall I make one?

duos (ships)

citrus duo (drundy, fundywastaken, fwt) - Fundy & Dream

disc duo, prime boys (bowspam, dreaminnit, dreinnit)- Tommy & Dream

earth duo (dreamnotfound, dnf, gream) - George & Dream

endersmile duo - Ranboo & Dream

firefly duo - Tubbo & Dream

leaf duo (kream, karlwastaken, kwt) - Karl & Dream

loud duo (dreamity, drackity) - Quackity & Dream

MAD duo, shame duo, vassal duo (dreambur) - Wilbur & Dream (MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction)

piss duo - SeaPeeKay & Dream

rivals duo (dreamnoblade, dnb, technodream) - Techno & Dream

rose duo - Hannah & Dream

staged duo (drunz, punzwastaken, pwt) - Punz & Dream

sugar duo - Tina & Dream

vault duo (awesamdream) - Sam & Dream

watermelon duo - Niki & Dream

(dreambomb) - Hbomb & Dream

(dreamhalo) - Badboyhalo & Dream

(dreammcchill) - Michaelmmchill & Dream

(dreamnap) - Sapnap & Dream

(droolish) - Foolish & Dream

(skream) - Skeppy & Dream

(dreamza) - Philza & Dream

(xdwastaken, dream x xd) - DreamXD & Dream

groups (ships)

chaos trio - Techno, Wilbur & Dream

doomsday trio (dreamzablade)- Philza, Technoblade & Dream

dream team (dreamnotnap, dnn, poly d team)- George, Sapnap & Dream

feral boys (crew boys, dtqk) - George, Karl, Quackity, Sapnap & Dream

muffinteers - Badboyhalo, George, Sapnap & Dream

patch crew - George, Quackity, Sapnap, Karl & Dream

prison trio (awesamdreamity) - Sam, Quackity & Dream

sex havers - BadBoyHalo, Callahan, George, Karl, Punz, Quackity, Sapnap & Dream

staged trio - Punz, Ranboo & Dream

wanted trio (drunzoblade) - Punz, Techno & Dream

(awesamdrundy) - Sam, Fundy & Dream

(awesamdrunz) - Sam, Punz & Dream

(clingywastaken) - Tommy, Tubbo & Dream

(drunzablade, drunztechza, drunznoza) - Punz, Philza, Techno & Dream

(fundywasfound) - Fundy, George & Dream

(honkwasnappunz) - Karl, Sapnap, Punz

(honkwasnotpunz) - Karl, GeorgeNotFound, Punz

(honkwaspunz) - Karl, Punz & Dream

(karlnottaken) - Karl, George & Dream

(karlwasnap) - Karl, Sapnap & Dream

(karlwasnotnap) - Karl, Sapnap, George & Dream

(punznaptaken) - Punz, Sapnap & Dream

(tomburwastaken) - Tommy, Wilbur & Dream

other names for consideration:

sandwich duo - Badboyhalo & Dream (since c!Bad brings him sandwiches in prison)

revival duo - Foolish & Dream (since they both have powers from XD to defeat death & we see them do so unlike c!Punz... though we could have alternatively revival trio if need be, but I feel like we kinda need a platonic droolish name just saying)

finale trio - Tommy, Punz & Dream

duckling duo - Puffy & Dream

bonus: Dream related characters

deity duo - Foolish & DreamXD

devils duo - Tommyinnit & Drista

lovers duo - Mexican Dream & Mamacita (Girl Dream)