☾ thick thighs witch vibes ☾

There’s a mouse nest in my car trunk I’ve got a mouse nest chilling in the trunk of my car there’s a fuCKING MOUSE NEST IN MY CAR !????

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

girls don’t want a man girls want a detailed map of the indian ocean floor from the october 1967 national geographic that they can put on the bottom of the bunk above them and look at to go to sleep

ive moved since posting this and i actually have my own room now which is awesome i love my room. but you should all know the maps and the jellyfish remain above my bed. it is essential.

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her