I feel like a person

i don't even gaf about shipping discourse because i'm a big boy and a bad person for other worse reasons but if i can be real for a moment "proship DNI" in bio means nothing to me. if you want to keep me out you're going to need to line your blog with salt and iron or rat poison or something.

actually if i were to be less flippant and more brutally honest with you all my disdain for it stems from how much of it is just a thinly veiled excuse for people to fight about their fictional relationship preferences or simply for the sake of arguing without any investment in the reality of what they're claiming to represent and then take pride in their empty, performative activism. i still recommend the rat poison though.

girl help they are calling me a pedophile sympathiser in the notes for trying to point out that being disgusted by something is not the same as meaningfully working to prevent and safeguard against it by critically engaging with the complex reality of it. can i please just have the rat poison.

[image description: fanart of VAL from The Silt Verses. It is a drawing in black, white and red, and the shading is done with hatching. It shows VAL standing on large rocks at the sea side, at the bottom of a long and steep cliff that span the whole length of the drawing.The cliff and rock are in black and white but the sky and waves are red. The waves are violently crashing on the rocks near her feet. Her clothes and hair are being blown towards the sea by the wind, and her head is surrounded by a red aura made of barbed wire. There is bright white smoke coming from the top of the hill, and her hair is drawn the same. There are bombs flying towards the cliff from the sea side behind the image, they look like shooting stars. / end ID]

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post

brrrrrrng-ha

I did my first ground pound 3 days ago! 😀

4. uno

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

Man I just don't know what the hell accent I have and WHY. Some people have asked me to say "bottle of water" despite me not being British, nobody in my family being British, nobody around me being British, or anything. I don't even have a British media I like or watch. Other times they ask and it's not about sounding British. I think someone said Jersey or New York once but I think that person was lying. I just don't understand, man. So yeah I'm going to deny having and accent until I have proof and know what on earth it is because it is so unclear. The rest I'll accept.

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥