The Dork Knight Rises

#burgertime I dunno who else was involved in the building of this gargantuan beast, but @tanayrh and @bingling412 this is exactly what I needed in house full of drunk people. #notallheroeswearcapes

Doing me a #hunger

Playing With Shadows No.1 #shadows #edit #injustice #batman #wonderwoman #showdown #dccomics #photography

When one child is a poser and the other is a... Potato. #ohlookanothercatphoto #harleyquinn #naptime #poisonivy #spaz #catlife #catsofinstagram #catspam

Seriously; My cat > Your cat

I act like I hate her sometimes, but how good is Harley?

Another sneaky wedding snap. #itsadogslife #croquet #suitup #ballinonabudget

The face you get after a solid O-Week fisting. #FML #hospolife #dead #getrekt #bartendinglife #broken #doublefistedwithoutthecourtesyofevenspittingonit #ineverwanttohearthewordsgoonandjuiceagain

Cheeky wedding snap with the lads. Miss these guys like crazy! #throwback #wedding #suitup #family #lookingsharp #bromance

Someone please send help. I think my cat is broken... #poisonivy #naptime #twisted #catlife #catsofinstagram #catspam #wtf

These guys. #family #bartners #getyourdrinkon (at Thirsty Crow)

Mine and @ekayy_ 's Boxing Day hangover proudly brought to you by @cassieproctor (top notch human being, that one!) and #cafepatron #getmerry #drinkdrankdrunk

When your girlfriend brings the goods #christmas #fucksanta #wifethatbitch #nerdboner #dccomics #pokemon #harrypotter #dishonored #metallica

If you have a #darthvader shirt and you DON'T wear it to see the new #starwars movie, can you really call yourself a fan? #rogueone #movietime #datenight