acidspittinghellmaggot

This makes me so happy

I didn’t think it could get better but it got better

Omg yes

this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS

"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*

Be sure to rotate your owls every 6,000 miles. [video]

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck

#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO

i reblogged it before but then it got better

These are not owls.

are you sure

[Hank Midnight]

Have your speakers on.

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this