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teathattast

Oof

deviri

@captainswingbeard @ocarina-of-what

valtsv

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

valtsv

tiwaztyrsfist

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

solepunk

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

oedipiphany

crowley’s literally what you’d get if loki had good taste and was scottish. we do stan.

georgieboah

Too bad he’s in a show that needs to bloody end and it’s nothing but a lifeless husk of its former self

haltraveler

It’s… a single season miniseries that’s already over?

consultingfujoshi

xtec

anime protag: hey can you tell me all of your childhood trauma real quick?

antagonist they just met: of course what kind of villain do you take me for

purewhiteloversbizarrejelly

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reclaimingtwilight

me, shamelessly writing ‘mary sue’-like self-insert fics because it’s 2019, life is hard, the world is figuratively and literally on fire and i need every shred of positive energy i can get:

toebeans-reblogs

Draw you and your fave character gettin it on. Write that saucy self-insert. Make your ocs over-the-top. Make playlists for your f/o and imagine both of you in some kickass amvs for then. Do it all, even for the “cringey” fandoms. My flesh is mortal but my soul is unwavering. Cringe culture is dead and I’m bringing in it’s corpse for the reward money.

reclaimingtwilight

“cringe culture is dead and i’m bringing in its corpse for the reward money” is the most powerful sentence i have ever read and also the mood of the century

amoreterno

the honduran flag in mr ratburn’s class, him reading pablo neruda, his husband making mexican chocolate and naming it frida kahlo..they’re both latino and you can’t convince me otherwise

destinytomoon-deactivated202006

GAY LATINO RIGHTS

that-one-fat-guy-over-there

acidic-casualties

Abisha Uhl could punch me in the face and I'd apologize to her for walking into her fist

cannibalchicken

wessasaurus-rex

LOL!!!!!!

malleficarvm

Stop this “work hard” bullshit. You deserve free time, you deserve sleep and you deserve mental health. You deserve to procrastinate and you deserve to have your hobbies. You deserve it. You need it. No one should work & study all the time.

#Yeah...#No shit karen #But not everyone has #That luxury some have #To spend as much or all #Their time working or #Studying #I'm sure they would #Love #To relax and breathe and #Have fun #But finals are up #Homework is due #Testing could happen at any time #Bills need to be paid #Sometimes sleep #Is the best and only #Break

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spoiledchestnut

Alien: You shouldn’t eat that.

Human: What?

Alien: That thing. Don’t you know it’s extremely acidic? Enough to cause eventual deterioration of your flesh?

Human: ….it’s a fucking pineapple.

hornygold

Alien: But that thing contains bromelain, it’ll destroy your body’s proteins!

Human: Not if I digest the bromelain first.

Alien: Humans are insane!

crazy-pages

“Not if I digest it first” is an official human motto, in close competition with “not if I pet it first”.

annearachne

Trying to imagine what an alien’s reaction to “I’m here for a good time, not a long time” would be

blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

gallusrostromegalus

So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

gallusrostromegalus

“is he very verbal?”

“It really depends on who he’s with. He’s very quiet at he but won’t shut up if he’s at the park or has a friend over.”

“was it hard to potty-train him?”

“he’s adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff.”

“mine’s just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!”

“I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he’s not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them.”

“oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!”

“yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones.”

“Does he throw tantrums when they break?”

“Not really. It’s meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because he’s not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree.”

gallusrostromegalus

The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew.

(if you want to read more of my much weirder adventures, I have pre-orders for my book on Patreon right now: https://www.patreon.com/gallusrostromegalus )

krwzprtt

Friday- Scarlet Witch~ Marvel MCU

Saturday- Ochako Uraraka~My Hero Academia

Sunday- Poison Ivy~ DC Comics

ACen was a blast with my best friend this year

#acen #acen 2019 #cosplay #anime #my hero academia #my hero academy cosplay #marvel #marvel cosplay #dc #dc comics #dc cosplay #uraraka ochako #bnha uraraka #urarakacosplay #Scarlet Witch #wanda maximoff #Wanda maximoff cosplay #poison ivy #poison ivy cosplay

incorrect-bnha

[playing scrabble]

Izuku: I will put my “A” down to make “A”.

Uraraka: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”.

Todoroki: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”.

Momo: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”.

Bakugou: [flips the board]

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yellowpoet

Everyone has heard of updog. People are aware of the joke and anticipate the confusion of the recipient. “hey, updog” “what’s updog?” But unbeknownst to them, many people have seen updog. They have gazed upon his visage but remain ignorant of what they have observed.

faacethefacts-dead

show us updog op

yellowpoet

stream

We lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

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