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this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

I can't get over how he just grabs her head and shakes while she plays kazoo to make the opening trill to the mission impossible theme

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

Saving this for the end of April

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

I do often think, "You know what's missing from my life? 200,000 nerds yelling at me every day."

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous