Concept: Vox "draft-dodger" Whittman vs Alastor "lied about his age to enlist" Hartfelt.
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Concept: Vox "draft-dodger" Whittman vs Alastor "lied about his age to enlist" Hartfelt.

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Cannibalism isn't a crime (or a sin)
Did you know that there are no explicit laws forbidding cannibalism in most countries? This is because it's near impossible to obtain human meat for consumption without committing other crimes.
Building off of this idea, my theory is that the people of Cannibal Town are actually a race of Hellborn, like Imps or Hellhounds, but created by Lilith.
If you think about it, cannibalism for survival shouldn't be a sin that would land you in hell. But it's such a taboo that sinners wouldn't examine the idea too closely. It would be easily to pass off a race of hellborn as sinners under this concept.
This would explain why all of them look the same, why there are children and elderly and why both Alastor and Jeffrey Dahlmer do not share the same distinct design despite definitely performing cannibalism in life.
The only counter-argument I've seen is that cannibals have red blood. It's possible that since Lilith was a human that her creations had red blood anyway. But also, have we seen cannibals bleed in series?
Hopping on the Vox-meets-human-Alastor train cuz I'm obsessed
Since so many people have expressed wanting to read a fic based on this, I'll make you a deal.
If this post gets to 1K reblogs and 5K likes, I'll write the fic.
and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling... monsters???
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In honor of my 2015 Death Note re-found fixation, here's some old art from my old account back in 2021. I deleted the account so here's the little guys again for those that I remember leaving very nice comments.

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They forgot to tell him
possums are our friends - read more about these good neighbors here: X
(not to be confused with the horrible bastard version we have in New Zealand which are human-introduced pests which kill a lot of our native wildlife)
absolutely - what I and many USAians call "possums" are technically named "Virginia opossums," and they're some of the sweetest, cutest, and dumbest critters you'll ever encounter
here's our Gus Gus when he was just old enough to go outside, whom we fostered from when he was rescued from his dead mother's pouch
the only harm he ever caused was climbing up our bodies when he wanted snuggles. which I never faulted him for, because that's what he'd have done with his real mom
just, those non-retractable claws meant I bore scratches for months - hence the hoodie in the right photo, worn as armor
despite the minor wounds and sadness of eventually losing him (they don't live long), I'd not trade our time with Gus for anything
For reference, this is what a NZ possum looks like:
one piece saved my life man

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TMNT fanfiction pet peeves
JSYK if you tag all of the tmnt fandoms, and put "could be any of the universes" not only am I not going to read your fic but I am muting/blocking on sight.
Each of these universe have specific lore and characterisations. Just be honest, you wrote that fic with a specific set of turtles in mind.
Knives Out AU where Marta never read the labels. She gives Harlan the 3mg of morphine, he goes off to bed, both of them blissfully unaware of the attempted murder/framing.
Meanwhile Ransom is completely losing his shit.
Tiny wild mice in their natural environments. See lots more at the source: X
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musk abt to get sued by x japan and monotype
I'm enjoying this the same way I enjoy watching car crash videos
Good news, Elon makes those too!
character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.

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character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.
character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.