sleepy

don’t let fanfiction fool you into thinking that sex is real

anyway NO ONE should be a billionaire…..NO ONE should be allowed to hoard THAT much money when whole countries starve to death. If you think I’m bitter that’s fine but it’s the truth, I don’t make the rules

@ thanos if the snap killed donald trump we’re not mad at you anymore

noo

how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

Yeah, keep on laughing assholes. Just wait till i morph into a crab with funky little shoes, then you’ll be sorry.

astrology is real, witchcraft is real, magic is real, dreams whisper about the future sometimes, miracles happen and soulmates exist! and thats the tea!

and the moon loves you and watches over you every night! run n tell that!

rip to the songs we love but dont listen to anymore bc they are associated with bad memories

today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules

#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have

Worshipping a god doesn’t mean they’ll give you everything you desire, nor does your failure to reach your desires mean that a god is punishing you. Accept that individuals exist and that individuals make autonomous choices (yourself included).