I think it should be obvious that I like Naruto so here it goes.
I'm like, 80% confident if given the chance, Luo Binghe would pull a Madara and have a Shen Qingqiu tiddy.

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I think it should be obvious that I like Naruto so here it goes.
I'm like, 80% confident if given the chance, Luo Binghe would pull a Madara and have a Shen Qingqiu tiddy.

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP FOUR *FINALS
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)
*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).
PROPAGANDA:
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."
[Howl]
"Because he would be SUCH a wet cat about it. And if he's with Sophie, he should do his share since she already cleans so much."
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 13
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Remy LeBeau/Gambit (X-Men/Marvel)
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Gambit]
"Beautiful con-man, has done bad things he is trying to atone to, can turn anything into bombs and chose playing cards then became a gambler to stay on theme, I personally want to see him pregnant."
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."
Grandma Ferret. (X)
Today’s Grandma Ferret
REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS
Can you win against your pfp/icon in a fight (in the sense of asking which one is physically stronger)? Assume you both have the drive and the motivation to fight eachother, and both of you are unarmed (unless your pfp explicitly shows them with a weapon, or they physically cannot survive without their weapon).
I can easily win against them with no issues
I can win against them, but it wouldn’t exactly be instantaneous
I can most likely win against them, but I would be struggling
I can juuuust barely beat them in a fight
We tie
They will win against me, but it would be a very close match
They will win against me, but they would be struggling
They will win, but at least I would have survived the first few moments
They can easily win against me with zero issues
I can’t imagine my pfp in a fight*
Infinite many nuance
Show answers
*Not being able to conceptualize the idea of what a fight against your pfp would even look like, e.g. if your pfp is just a solid blue circle with no inherent meaning behind it
Is this a regular fight or a fight to the death? I don’t know, but odds are it wouldn’t make much of a difference

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 1 POLL 203
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Caul Bentham (Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children)
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Caul]
"Just look at him! He not only looks kinda cute in this outfit but also he would be a perfect evil dad (i don't know how to write propaganda lol)."
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."
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[[ Tubby Wubby Pony Waifu Bingqiu AMV BOYXBOY YAOI< DONT LIKE DONT WATCH!!!!!!]]
category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

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I shared one translation already, so now here's another! Right now it's only the first three, but there ya go!
My SQH fic recommendations!
All of these fics are PEAK. Trust me
NPC no more
Frozt
Rating: M
Ella Enchanted fusion. The System put Shang Qinghua under a ‘gift’ of Obedience, forcing him to live as an NPC, subject to the command of others.
Word Count: 19,760
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63380647/chapters/162384424
All I’ve Learned
buryyourgaydar
Rating: M
In the interest of fostering good relations between humans and demons, the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect have been cordially invited to the wedding of the demon king of the North.
This wouldn't be a problem if Shang Qinghua had gotten around to telling any of his martial siblings it was his wedding they'd be attending.
Word Count: 50,727
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63602416/chapters/163010182
so you have a bad day
tagteamme
Rating: E
Shang Qinghua is not stupid.
It does not take a genius to know what it means when you ask a servant where your lord has left to and they readily supply the name of an exclusive brothel in between the two realms. Especially when it's after your utterly disastrous first time together.
So he goes away for a bit to clear his head. And promptly gets kidnapped.
Word Count: 30,999
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23383810/chapters/56033515
Thank you for being a Friend
ImTaakofromTV
Rating: T
Sometimes you need to stand up for yourself. In Shang Qinghua’s case, sometimes you need your hot demon husband to do it for you.
Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan have a much needed conversation about their friendship:)
Word Count: 10,998
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35284081
Ascension of the Heart
ImTaakofromTV
Rating: M
Shang Qinghua dies, transmigrates into a minor villain smack dab in the middle of a political treachery, and proceeds to fall in love with the one he was currently betraying. Just another day for Shang Qinghua.
Word Count: 28,623
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30794438/chapters/76013642
Peak Dumbassery
Misto713
Rating: M
A minor mission goes wrong, but also oh so right. Cang Qiong Sect leadership honestly has so many questions.
Shen Qingqiu’s thin face shall never recover from this.
Word Count: 4,514
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56355298
half of something else
JRaylin441
Rating: E
Tianlang-Jun comes to visit the Northern Desert Palace. Tianlang-Jun is very bored. Tianlang-Jun finds a way to entertain himself.
Word Count: 48,931
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60449368/chapters/154309387
Courting of the Consort
lanbanli
Rating: M
Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun's relationship is ready to move onto the next stage, but suddenly someone new appears with an offer of his own.
Word Count: 63,401
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22848817/chapters/54609214
pride is not the word I’m looking for
Tossawary
Rating: M
Shang Qinghua goes to take a self-indulgent peek at his baby protagonist son and gets a kick to the shrivelled heart for his troubles. He gave up on changing the story years ago! Yet he finds himself helping his protagonist son's adoptive mother anyway. Just this one change won't matter too much, right?
One little change leads to more. Shang Qinghua never meant to care, but he becomes invested in making sure that his new family survives the looming plot. With the changes to the world cascading around him, with his position as a traitor pulling him between his sect and a certain ice demon, and with the protagonist growing up so quickly, how is one displaced author meant to ensure that everything turns out all right?
A Pre-Canon to Canon Divergence story.
Word Count: 408,442
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25997320/chapters/83408935?view_adult=true
maine nazaron se tujhe chu liya
sixthmoon (seventhstar)
Rating: M
No one has ever seen the Peak Lord of An Ding's face.
Rumors abound about what lies under his veil. Some say he's a calamitous beauty, prettier than the Liu siblings combined. Others say he's too hideous for mortal eyes to behold.
Shang Qinghua knows there's nothing special about his face.
Except for the soulmark that's bound him to Mobei-jun since he was two years old. Hey, System, what's with this plot deviation? Even the golden protagonist didn't have a soulmate! Shang Qinghua is a villain, not a potential wife! Give this poor author a break, okay?
Word Count: 15,084
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38717952/chapters/96806007
Snow Hugs
alicecrow6
Rating: T
Shen Yuan transmigrates into Linguang-jun
Word Count: 22,388
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45305665/chapters/113984704
Turning Back To Shore
buryyourgaydar
Rating: T
Shang Qinghua is a selkie, and Mobei-Jun won't stop taking naps on his pelt.
Word Count: 7,857
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67232026
and blue as can be
Nonymos
Rating: T
After years of frustrating service from Shang Qinghua, Mobei-Jun takes the opportunity to explore his servant's dreaming mind, hoping to finally find evidence of a plot to betray him.
What he finds is... not that.
Word Count: 8,701
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62777329
the dark road to spring
Nonymos
Rating: E
An An Ding disciple gets abducted to the Demon Realm, and sold into slavery.
A nameless prince from the Northern Desert finds him.
Word Count: 36,473
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63003853/chapters/161351905
Wishes
FallLover
Rating: E
Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky was a mere hack author when he died as a human and was somehow transmigrated into his own novel... as a weak fairy demon! Worse: he's meant to die failing to assassinate Luo Binghe! In the meanwhile, he must live a miserable existence as a servant to the young ice demon Mobei-Jun!
Can Airplane survive such terrible fates?
Word Count: 24,936
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51129961/chapters/129184930
Crouching Hamster, Hidden Dragon
BrilliantLady
Rating: E
Mobei-Jun is painfully aware that everyone will eventually betray you; it's why he tests and spies on his servant Shang Qinghua so often. His latest trap will surely reveal his tendency towards inevitable betrayal! But Shang Qinghua is often unpredictable, and this time Mobei-Jun sees a lot more than he'd bargained for... and he can't look away. What he sees changes everything!
Word Count: 19,690
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63235696/chapters/161971276
Stepping Up
Tossawary
Rating: M
Shang Qinghua accidentally brings Luo Binghe in as a disciple of An Ding Peak instead of Qing Jing Peak. Thankfully, there don't seem to be any requirements that he step up and become the new villainous mentor figure, so he decides to ignore the problem until further notice.
Luo Binghe looking up to him is a dangerous sign. But as long as he keeps young Luo Binghe and Mobei-Jun away from each other, everything should be fine, right?
Word Count: 90,292
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45264283/chapters/113875033
ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real
Tossawary
Rating: T
Pre-canon Shang Qinghua from a Canon Divergent AU meets post-canon SVSSS Shang Qinghua. It's kind of weird to see where he started versus where he ended up.
A non-canon extra for "pride is not the word I'm looking for".
Word Count: 6,842
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27513553
Servant to a Different King
Tossawary
Rating: M
As the head disciple of An Ding Peak, Shang Qinghua threw the plot out the window and abandoned his sect, and now he enjoys a luxurious life as Tianlang-Jun and Su Xiyan's most treasured and trusted advisor, as the happy couple rules over the Demon Realm together with iron fists. He has everything a transmigrator could want.
Unfortunately, there's only so long that the Imperial Advisor can continue to avoid another of Tianlang-Jun's favorite underlings: Mobei-Jun, the new Northern King. An attempt on Shang Qinghua's life inside the Underground Palace itself forces him back into the company of the demon who was once destined to kill his character - and who also once promised to kill him if they ever met again.
Word Count: 151,013
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51092653/chapters/129087589
Cold Hands, Warm Heart
Zizzani
Rating: T
Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
Word Count: 16,274
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37420027
In your warmth (I forget how cold it can be)
RedLikeRoses11
Rating: M
All his life, Shang Qinghua understood that he was unlike his peers. Others were not burdened with a strange Gift.
It started off innocently enough, voices and whispers and flashes while he slept. Soon, his dreams grew more complex and vivid. Warnings. Promises of things yet to pass.
Sold out by his fellow disciples for his Foresight and kept in frigid captivity by a demon with sights set on a throne not meant for him, Shang Qinghua’s only hope for a savior comes in the form of an ice demon destined to be crowned King of the Northern Desert.
A Hurt/Comfort MoShang AU in which Shang Qinghua is a Seer.
Word Count: 19,322
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67380141
The Word of God
BrilliantLady
Rating: E
Shang Qinghua was born with a set of pure white wings on his back, like a tiny cherub. He has many secrets he has to hide: his identity as a heavenly angel, his wings and godlike powers, and his knowledge of the world that he authored in another life. It’s not too hard to hide who and what he is as he’s often overlooked… but not by Mobei-Jun.
Word Count: 26,402
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67359946/chapters/174032407
Hell Frozen Rain
milkan
Rating: M
The night Tianlang-Jun is sealed under Bailu Mountain, Shang Qinghua recieves a visit from Mobei-Jun.
A rather extended visit from Mobei-Jun.
Meanwhile, Shang Qinghua tries to dissuade rumors about some secret boyfriend of his.
(a convoluted fake dating au)
Word Count: 20,778
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58343332/chapters/148591192
I should be earning a medal for this
goodbye_blue
Rating: T
The demon realm has been falling apart ever since Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu started their extended vacation— er, seclusion. Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun take it upon themselves to fix things, and get kidnapped in the process. They get kidnapped a lot, actually.
Word Count: 25,298
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41344347/chapters/103672434
Scaled
LuckyLuoc
Rating: E
Local Virgin gets sacrificed to the Naga deep in the mountain.
Word Count: 12,404
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31079537
Feather Your Nest
Koiichaser_lucorinth
Rating: T
Shang Qinghua was a lot of things. An ex-author. A spy. A demon prince’s lackey.
But most importantly, what he was now was:
- Naked - Lost - Freezing
Word Count: 13,294
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37289446/chapters/93043303
I'll Bring The Shroud
Koiichaser_lucorinth
Rating: M
The walls of the coffin encased him from every angle, his nose mere inches from the wooden lid. He could feel his own panicked breaths rebounding against his face, hot and too-fast. Kidnapping attempts were not altogether uncommon now that he’d started to sleep with Mobei-Jun, especially not when alone with Shen Qingqiu, who attracted wife plots like flies to honey.
But one so competent?
Nearly unheard of.
Word Count: 8,759
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40920948
Catmint & Lotus
HeyOkayMeow
Rating: E
In which Mobei Jun needs an heir, Shang Qinghua needs to breathe, and an ice demon girl needs a home.
Word Count: 14,453
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32322946
Performance Appraisal
Kummpiim
Rating: E
Mobei Jun may be a powerful demon lord, second-in-command only to his OP son, but why was he constantly finding himself dangerous scenarios? Why does a lowly peak lord have to be the one to keep bailing him out of trouble?! Please give this servant a break, my king!
Or, all the times Shang Qinghua was promoted in Mobei Jun’s service.
Word Count: 75,770
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23520670/chapters/56409208
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You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
The man’s face is square and handsome, the slopes and planes of it as if he’s been painstakingly chiseled out of stone into a perfect statue, every flaw sanded away. Long, dark brown hair like a waterfall with traces of silver in it like more embroidery, and a crown fit for an emperor to complete the image of the unearthly, divine cultivator stepping down from the heavens to grace the mortals with his presence.
Except that he is staring at Shen Jiu with wide, devastated eyes, his face pale and stricken, and Shen Jiu doesn’t know why except that it’s bad.
"Riches" Chapter 1 by @primtheamazing is out!

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Queer Book Character Tournament Round 2
Will Darling- The Will Darling Adventures
Luo Binghe- The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
Character, book, and author names under the cut
Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them
It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society
Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???
My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah