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One Nice Bug Per Day
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guy who definitely doesn't blame himself for anything or has self-destructive tendencies

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Iām so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think itās so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. itās like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god
I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is
I have to say I forgot the oncelerās thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.
the forest is also a metaphor for his bush
Edit: the title for this comic is āPuzzle Ratā this oneās a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry itās Ā just 9 pages, and about some rats⦠itās more symbolic than anything really
(itās completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with āpuzzleboyā) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent
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Happy pride month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whatās the rush?
Costume. Chitons.
Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).
Wait, waitā¦. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?
that genuinely is it
yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body
lets bring back sheetwares
also chlamys:
and exomis:
trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins
Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day
Wear blanket. Conquer world.
That last one looks dope
Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.
And easy to construct, you donāt have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!
ancient Egyptian robes
This sort of clothing solution wasnāt just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:
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Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? Itās cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.
https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/
The lungi is a traditional garment worn in many southern states of India. It's different from the dhoti, in that it is a tubular shape (like
Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi
https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi
https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1
Itās only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.
I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.
despite everything, itās still you (derogatory)
wait hey man wait whoah hey

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i need to lock in
JASONNNN RAHHHH
this took four hours
Why Percy Really Had To Leave Camp In TLT
Okay. I thought a lot of this was obvious, but recently was told itās not. Percy was not actually expected to succeed in his first quest ā not even by Poseidon. It was not about finding the bolt. It was about getting him out of camp. Chiron even outright mentions this, but it kind of goes over Percyās head. Honestly, I donāt think Percy ever fully grasped the weight of just how much danger he was in. It is important to remember that Percy is a canonically unreliable narrator. He is a twelve year old grieving child. He doesnāt understand what is going on or how much danger he is in.
So just to paint the picture hereā¦
We know that Zeus suspected that Percy was Poseidonās son for a long time. In the newest series, itās even mentioned that Zeus struck Percyās kite years before Percy was claimed. I imagine itās kind of like how everyone is going to look at a blonde, grey eyed demigod and going to go, āProbably an Athena kidā. Percy is often described as looking incredibly similar to his father, dunks his class in a shark tank, and his mom goes to Montauk all the time. He lives right under Olympus so the gods are more likely to notice him. The snake incident from when he was a toddler directly parallels Hera sending snakes to kill baby Heracules. The Fury, Alecto, was already investigating Percy before he was claimed or used any of his powers.
The text very clearly implies that Percy is already a suspect before he gets to camp, but the gods cannot take action until they can officially say for certain that he is Poseidonās son. The Fury does not attack until she witnesses Percy use his powers. Chiron decides camp is unsafe only after Percy is claimed ā despite him almost certainly having an idea of who his father is. Chiron also says that they have been watching Percy for a long time, contacted his mother, and all this other stuff. He may have been referring to his time at Yancy, but I think it could be even longer. Isnāt it interesting that Chiron and Grover both pop into Percyās life when the bolt is stolen? Yeah, no. Thatās not a coincidence.
Zeus suspected that Percy was Poseidonās son. I actually theorize that this is the real reason Poseidon threatens war. Zeus isnāt just accusing and insulting him. Zeus is threatening and accusing Percy from the start, but he canāt officially do that because Percy hasnāt been claimed.
Chiron says Poseidon is too prideful to admit that stealing the bolt isnāt his style. I think heās trying to stick to the āofficialā story, because Poseidon has already denied that he stole the bolt. Heās asked for an apology over the accusations ā implying that being accused is an insult. So why would admitting he wouldnāt steal the bolt hurt his pride? Is it an insult to be accused or something to be proud of? It canāt be both. The story doesnāt add up.
So when Percy is like āWell, why doesnāt he just say he didnāt do it?ā
Chironās trying to avoid the answer. Telling Percy that Zeus threatened him months ago and that Poseidon threatened war over him would open a whole other can of worms that will only scare Percy. On top of that, thatās the unofficial story and Chiron is not going to risk pissing the big three off by talking about their secret politics. Also, Chiron is trying to get Percy out of camp ASAP for Percyās safety as well as everyone elseās and doesnāt have time to explain or help Percy through the mental break down.
Now an important part: Why is camp dangerous for Percy?
Percy assumes itās just because of what happened with the Hellhound, but I think thatās just the final straw.
Hereās the real problem:
Poseidon and Zeus are about to go to war.
Zeus is the King of Olympus.
If Poseidon goes to war with the King of Olympus, he will be going to war with Olympus.
Camp Half Blood is an Olympian Camp full of trained Olympian demigods.
So if war breaks out while Percy is at camp, he will be behind enemy lines in an enemy camp with trained enemy soldiers.
Like, imagine if Luke just stayed at camp after betraying Olympus while the war was ongoing. If the campers didnāt kill him, the gods would have.
If Percy stays at camp, heāll either be killed or made a war prisoner the moment war breaks out.
So Poseidon. Just put yourself in Poseidonās mind for a bit.
You are a king. This other king wants to kill your son and he is using a supposed theft as an excuse. Things keep escalating. It looks like war is going to break out. Your son is with his mom and the king cannot interfere with her so heās safe- oh, wait. No. Now your son is at a war training camp for soon-to-be enemy soldiers behind soon- to-be enemy lines. Well, shoot. You need to get him back to his mother- oh no. Sheās kidnapped by another enemy king.
You are not allowed to interfere. If you do, you will break a very important law ā which will turn potential allies against you and may cause war to occur even sooner. That is not something you can risk. That law might be void (I will explain that later) once you are actually at war, but the enemy knows that and you probably wonāt be able to get there in time.
You know that once your son leaves camp, he will be attacked by monsters. Heās untrained. You donāt know if he can survive.
You know that he is safe as long as no one can be certain that heās your son. However, he sucks at subtlety and heās your spitting image. Lots of people already suspect. Itās only a matter of time. The longer you hide it, the angrier people will be and they will take that out on him.
If he is able to survive against monsters, he may have a hard time but he will at least have a chance of finding his way to you.
If he canāt fight, though, leaving would mean certain death. Heās safe at camp for now, but that will not last. If he is at camp once the war starts, the enemy king and enemy soldiers will descend upon him. If youāre lucky, heāll be a war prisoner. If youāre not, heāll be killed. Maybe you can grab him as soon as war starts?
The danger is growing with each day. You have to figure out what to do.
So you observe your sonās capabilities from afar. He manages to survive a couple attacks ā a fury and a minotaur ā without any training. Is that talent or luck? You honestly canāt tell. You wait a bit. Maybe heāll do well at the training camp? Hm. Heās doing fairly average, honestly. Though, his swordfighting class goes particularly well. Maybe youāll wait and see if he can handle the war games ā and oh! Would you look at that! Heās beat a bunch of Ares kids and then a Hellhound?
Alright, then. Itās clear that his best shot is going to be to survive outside of camp until war breaks out.
And what is the easiest way to get Percy out of camp without breaking any laws? What is something Percy can do that Zeus isnāt allowed to interfere with?
A quest. Especially a quest to find the very bolt that is the āofficialā reason for the war. On top of that, this particular quest forces him him to travel and keep moving ā which might make it a bit harder for Olympus to find him. Way better than him being a sitting duck at camp just waiting to get brutally murdered.
If Percy succeeds (amd he does), thatās great. War wonāt break out! Yay! It seems pretty unlikely, but that would be the best case scenario.
There are three main ways he could fail.
1-Heās too slow and he just doesnāt make it in time.
2-He gets stuck in the Underworld.
3-He gets killed in the process.
If heās too slow, at least heās not at camp surrounded by enemies. Heās also not on the East Coast where Olympus is. That buys him time to get to safety.
If Hades captures him, itās not ideal but itās also not horrible. It means Percy is out of Zeusā reach when war initially starts. The problem is that Hades could try to trade Percy for some kind of treaty or boon. Obviously, Poseidon will try to bargain for Percy, but if Hades chooses to give Percy to Zeus? Well, that would be pretty bad. Plus, Hades could also kill himā which leads to option 3.
If Percy gets killed⦠thatās the worst case scenario. However, if heās out on his own, he has a chance to survive. At camp, heād die for sure.
Poseidon is worried about what might happen, so he gives Percy the pearls ā which take Percy right to the beach.
This means that if Percy had failed, Poseidon could just yoink him into the ocean and drag him to Atlantis. If Poseidon goes to war with Olympus, then he has no reason to follow Olympian rules and avoid interfering. (From what I understand of canon, the ancient laws are binding but they just say not to interfere with mortals or quests. Zeus is the one who says not to interact with demigods. Hades is never accused of breaking the ancient laws when he has Nico literally living in his palace, but Nico starts living at camp once Hades becomes an Olympian. So I kind of think that the rule that prevents gods from raising demigods is an Olympian rule ā which also might be another reason why Luke thought overthrowing Olympus was the answer.)
But then Percy blew everyoneās expectations out of the water and prevented the war, so none of it mattered in the end.
But when people are like, āWhy did Poseidon send his twelve year old on such a dangerous quest? Thatās so irresponsible!ā I always think itās kind of silly.
I mean⦠What do you think would happen if Percy stayed at a Camp owned and run by Olympus when his father was at war with Olympus? He didnāt have any friends there yet either.
Itās kind of funny when you think about it.
Percy: Oh, cool. New friends.
Poseidon: Not friends! Not friends! Percy, no. Theyāre gonna fucking kill you!
Percy: Oh, look a pretty girl is paying attention to me. Oh. Why is she kinda mean? I wanna be her friendā¦
Chiron: Shit. Zeus is so gonna kill this kid, but Iāll be betraying Olympus if I warn him. Uh⦠Letās just pretend everything is fineā¦
Percy: Can I know who my dad is? Please? Please! Pretty please! Come on, please?
Dionysus: ⦠You are literally asking to get murdered right now. Shut up and go train.
Percy: Aw⦠Thatās so mean! Oh, wait. Itās Poseidon? Cool!
Chiron: Percy, your father is going to war with Olympus. You need to go. Quickly.
Percy: But why though?
Dionysus: This child is going to die a very brutal and horrible death. I will make sure to turn you into a dolphin before they get to you, because I donāt want that for you.
Percy: What? Hey! Thatās so rude!
Annabeth: You have the survival instincts of a rock. You fucking idiot. Youāre my ticket out of here, though, so somehow Iāll keep you alive.
Percy: Yay! I made a friend!
(Also Dionysusā offer to turn Percy into a dolphin rings a little differently when you remember that Chrysaor is canonically the captain of the ship of people Dionysus turned into Dolphins. So what heās really offering is to have Percy go hang out with his half brother. He tells Percy outright that he actually discussed it with Chiron and that it would be a mercy. While the other times Dionysus mentions turning Percy into a dolphin he seems to be joking, I think this time heās actually serious. Heās convinced heās going to be forced watch his father torture an innocent twelve year old to death and Chiron wonāt let him save Percy, because Chiron thinks Poseidonās plan will work. Dionysus doesnāt agree.)
Some of this is more theory and some of it is more headcanons, but thatās my TLT conspiracy theory! Hope you enjoyed!
TLDR: 1) Poseidon is going to war with Olympus and Camp Half Blood is an Olympian camp. Camp will turn on Percy the moment war starts. 2) Once Poseidon realizes Percy is capable enough to survive, he decides Percy has a better chance of survival on the quest than at camp. The quest is a ploy to ensure that Percy is not behind enemy lines or near Olympus when war breaks out. Chiron knows this. 3) Zeus also was likely targeting Percy from the start and that was the real reason Poseidon declared war ā it was never about the bolt. It was about Percy, but god politics prevented anyone from saying that.
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jeez dude what's with that shading (based on this)

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you can't be fucking serious rn