Livingbreathingcontradiction.

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

#hereditary was a documentary

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

i hope the world doesn’t turn into mad max bc I can’t drive

“hi this is your uber driver here i’m parked in front of immortan joe’s shrine”

Why Darcy loves Liz in two pictures.

I miss Pikachu bein’ a lil shit to Ash.