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So Mrs. Skywalker is up
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I have come to the conclusion that all of my Star Wars fan fics are just this simple question: How do Obi Wan or Padme get Anakin pregnant this time and How does that affect Palpatine?
Any way I’ve got the first Chapter of The Mrs. Skywalker fic ready to go. Maybe one day I’ll get to that Anidala fic where Obi Wan spends the rest of their lives bitching about not being at the wedding and they hid it from him for so long and “really Anakin? Now hand me my godchildren!”
And the one where Anakin and Padme plot duel pregnancies behind Obi Wan’s back while the Council chuckles at them.
I’m just putting this out there maybe someone knows but
HOW IS ANAKIN SKYWALKER A MALE? Like how? Anakin should for all purposes be female, he only had his mother’s DNA and the Force, how? Like did Shmi wish for a son and the Force when “Oh here my most beautiful Wife a child for you and that child is male!” Like that’s the only way I can think of why Anakin is male because Shmi didn’t have any male DNA for her body to pull from. like Anakin should be a mini clone of Shmi. Anyway I know Silly Space Samurai/Cowboy film has silly magic system and there for: That’s just how the Force works
A Gothic Diamond
So I'm kinda nervous about this, I'm putting a part of my actual book on her since this blog is under my Pin name, so I hope people will enjoy it and give some feed back, this is around chapter nineteen, I figured this would be a good spot without giving too much away. but feel free to ask about character designs or persona. I have are that I've made about them including art for the world building. I'm hoping to start posting some videos for some asmr content set in my book's world that's a bit further in the future as to not get the timeline mixed up, but here, and this is not polished just the thoughts!
"Good Morning, my guest!" The Rose smiled as she floated into the room, long white hair trailing behind her. "I hope your first night was well? Your Miss Iron seems to have put the fear of the Moons in my poor maids. My dear Minister has never been taken by one so. I may have to release him to you. Now, Octavian, your godmother has sent me a message: I am to take you to the captial along with your court in one month's time. It is important that we make sure to sniff out any enemies before taking you deeper into the Bouquet."
"Of course," Octavian frowned looking down at his morning soup. "I am sorry for imposing."
"The Peony was honestly discussing invading to render aid," the Rose sighed. "The Peony was not sure if you would have taken that well."
"No, I would not have," Octavian sighed. "My Lady, I....Thank you again for taking us in."
"Of course, but please call me Auntie Mei," Mei smiled and reached out to pat his hand. "There is much that needs to be done, including getting the Priestess and her court up to the task of leading an army."
"Oh crap," Florence groaned. "I should have known there would be training."
"Very much so, and courtly training as well, you are going to have to campgin to get Gothia back, you cannot just win her in war."
"I thought as much," Octavian sighed around a dumpling. "I might have to appeal to more than justthe Bouquet. Platinum has a new type of weapon, it can get through not only the Permafrost, but it got through Black Vail. The numbers of colateral damage haven't even settled yet. there were reports of large chunks falling, stabbings and slicings, I can't even see into the City because of how bad they attacked and that's not stating that there isn't even more going on."
"I see, we will have to reach out," Mei frowned, placing her chop sticks down on the rest. "Octavian, You will not like the journey ahead. It will be a great trial."
"I've been living in one for as long as I've ruled," Octavian frowned at the elf. "Peace will taste sweeter the longer I am without it, but we will grow fat on it's rewards."\
After breakfast, Iris stood before Iron with arms crossed as she held up the long and to Iris' insistence, cumbersome gown.
"My Lady, please," Iron huffed. "You cannot just flounce around town in your normal clothing!"
"I cannot fight in that thing!" Iris hissed like an angry cat. "It' drags the floor!"
"You are a Lady, of course it drags the floor!" Iron groaned. "You cannot fight here, you have to be a Priestess not a warrior!"
"But I don't know anything about the traditions of the Diamonds!" Iris gulped.
"I do," Iron roll her eyes. "I had a feeling back almost six months ago that I would be your Lady's maid and read up on everything. Now, let's get you dressed for the day and then we will ask Lady Rose to for escort to visit the Ros Garden Library, there should be Gothian literature about the Great Duchies in there.”
Iris blinked and in seconds she was dressed in a long flowing gown with long sleaves that were deep enough she thought she could carry several books in them before she was ushered out of her room and down the hall.
It took Iron and Iris several minutes to reach the library by carriage. Once they got out a small older woman walked out to great them long drooping ears twitching with glee as they walked up to her.
“I’ve been waiting for you,” the woman smiled. “It’s been far too long since a Diamond has visited out lands, I was just a girl the last time I saw one.”
“I didn’t know my Lady’s family visited,” Iron frowned.
“Well, it was a very long long time ago for humans,” the woman smiled. “I was about a hundred and fifity when he came with the Mirror King’s ancestor.”
“and how old are you?” Iris asked.
“Mmmm I’m be seven hundred this coming fall,” the woman chuckled. “Where are my manners? I am Ting Rose, I am a cousin of Lady Rose and keeper of the Rose Library.”
“Um, Hello, I’m Iris Gold, and this is,” Iris turned to Iron realizing she’d never gotten her name.
“Imogen, Imogen Iron,” Imogen smiled and bowed lightly to Ting. “ Pleasure to meet you.”
“Ah, you are good one then be at Lady Gold’s side, aren’t you?” Ting smiled and turned to usher them into the library. “Come come. I’ll set you up with tea and a snack before I bring you the books and scrolls you need. You’ll make a fine Queen out of her in one shape or form, Miss Iron.”
"Of course!" Imogen smiled as she pulled out Iris' chair. "Do you need any help, Miss Rose?"
"No, you sit," Ting smiled and walked away.
Iris frowned then jumped as the door banged open. Octavian coughed, face flushed all the way to his neck and he walked into the library and sat down across from her. Iris frowned as she looked at him, noting that his face hadn't turned back to normal before she jumped as he slammed his head onto her table.
"You good there?" she asked poking him on the crown of his head.
"My cousin is wicked and a fiend!" Octavian huffed before pulling head head up to look at Iris. "Apparently I am not allowed to try to dipl;omatically settle this with Platinum."
"Obsidian, he tried to kill you, he has killed hundreds of innocent people," Iris frowned. "He...He used me to distract you so he could kill our people....."
"I dont' want to ask my people or the Pon La to shed blood for a war that has already cost us too much," Octavian sighed. "I don't want to choose bloodshed because it's what is expected of me as a King."
"You have never done what was expected of a king," Iris frowned. "If you did, I would have been dead for betraying our home."
"But you haven't betrayed our Kingdom," Octavian frowned at her, pull himself up to look at her properly. "The entire tiem I have watched you through the mirrors,. you have done nothing but fight for Gothia, heart and soul you have fought for her. There was never any doubt in my mind that Platinum was using you and Mrs. Copper to further his plans. You have committed crimes by out laws and I fulled expect to have our day in court for you to face justice for these, but you are serving time now, as far as I care."
"You are a strange one, Obsidian," Iris sighed.
"I liked it better when you called me Tavy," Octavian huffed. "Audacity suits you."
If we are only allowed one verbal “fuck” a season in OPLA: only Zoro and Sanji should be able to say it, unless all of the Straw hats at once, i.e. Oars in Thriller Bark kinda “Oh Fuck!”
I just want their one “fuck” a season to stick with being a comedic “fuck” like Zoro’s “fucking clown” and Sanji’s “oh fuck” with the Unluckies. I want it only said by these two because to me these are the two that say fuck, I know Sanji got it from Zeff, not sure about where Zoro gets it lol.

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Thoughts of My "They Can't be My Parents" Fic
So I was thinking about how different my fic would be if I let Maria, verses Ryuji, be with the Straw Hats and it got me thinking: She is her Grandfather's Grandchild. Like she's cool and graceful and very very smart, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have the ability to be head empty like Luffy, but I think of her in more of the terms I think of Crocodile and that was before I made the connection that I was doing that. Which kinda lead me to restructuring her whole crew, because I realized Maria's goal of Redistributing the Devil Fruit would probably need a whole organization like Baroque Works, because she'll need eyes and ears everywhere in order to track down which people have which fruit and if that fruit is active or still a fruit. Like the amount of money and logistics she would need is crazy all for her dream of properly cataloging every devil fruit Which I already know is impossible, but hey she's Monkey D. Luffy's child and she wouldn't let something as little as maybe a million or so different Devil Fruit stop her from properly know each and every fruit and power. Which kinda led me to Luffy's Fruit.
While I know the World Government has intentionally mislabeled Nika's Fruit, I think Nika would like to keep it that way. This is going to get into a theory/headcannon I have for One Piece which is that Luffy is a reincarnation of Joy Boy, who was the reincarnated Nika, and that in One Piece, Nika and his Crew always are reincarnated when the world needs them the most. I think that the Devil Fruits are always seeking the next incarnation of the people who first made them. I think when Nika realized he couldn't beat Imu the first time he made the Hito Hito no Mi: Model Nika so he could get his powers back to fight Imu, which is why Joy Boy had them and gave Imu all that trouble in the Void Century, which brings me back to Nika and Maria. I think because of Nika's will being in the Fruit he would ask Maria to keep his Fruit as the Gomu Gomu no Mi to keep it safe in case he was ever needed again. It would grind Maria's gears because she would want nothing more than to show the world everything about all the Devil Fruits and what they are.
I feel like she wouldn't understand why Nika didn't want people to know what his Fruit was until she sees it for herself. She wouldn't understand why he wouldn't want to be known until she sees how Robin suffers, how Sabo, and Vivi suffer, how the world suffers, because Maria is from a time after Luffy has Liberated the world, to her, being a pirate is about adventure and tall tales. To Her, her parent's stories and adventures are just for bed time. To Her , Luffy and Nika are just her mom. While I take Ryuji taking in Luffy's stories aren't just stories, they are the scars and laugh lines on his mother's face. So I wonder how would I write Maria experiencing what Ryuji is? Because she would absolutely be fighting Luffy on every choice she makes
Four deep into season two of OPLA and my favorite thing so far has been Nami, Sanji and Ussop giving each other the “you bitch!” Face like I love the three of them silently sassing each other while Luffy and Zoro just stare at them.
In an Au where No One Hurts by Vox’s Ego: Part 4
Vox: Why the fuck do we have a whole channel dedicated to Swans and another to Ducks?
Val: well there was this new girl who basically railroaded Killjoy into giving up her prime time spot
Vox: We have someone fucking up my company and you didn’t do anything?!
Vel: she’s made everything run smoother and our profits are up in the Hellborn sectors.
Viridian: Hell-o! I’m Viridian, CEO of Viridian Entertainment and Inc! Pleased to meet you! I own Voxtech now and well I was hoping to do this the easy way and you just retired with your little trophy hubby and work on that two point five kids you’re always thinking about.
Vox: Who the fuck are you?!
Vir: Your new boss! 😌
Vel: she’s like Vox, but has all your charms
Val: she does…….
Vox: The fuck you are!
Vir: Awe, you’re so cute when you get all worked up, Papa. Anyway the duck channel is for the Cutiest Patootiest father in law ever and the swan channel is for my sweet sweet hubby! Anyway, Velvette you’re bleeding too much money, and Dad, we’re going to get you some actual writers, like you’re only getting men off and not enough women, plus I think you can branch out further than just porn, write a romantic comedy at least.
Val&Vel:….. oh hell
Vir: yes, this is going to be great!
Vees: Aw Hell
Viridian and Phillip Morningstar
In a No One Hurts but Vox’s Ego AU part three
Husk: Boss, did you know Angel works for me?
Alastor:……….-blinks at Husk- He started as a Drag entertainer three years before I owned your soul. He literally just works for you! Husk, are you ignoring your books again? Niffty I understand as the poor darling is easily distracted and all -side eyes Niftty and Baxter playing with the Roaches- but you? You’re supposed to be looking over those things!
Angel: Okay, mister know it all how did your and Whiskers stop Valinteno from owning my soul?
Alastor: did you not read your employment contract all the way through after I acquired Husker’s soul?
Angel: I was desperate for money to get crack, no
Alastor:……. On page three paragraph four article D: Any soul that willingly works for the Gambler or the Seamstress Overlords fall under the protection of the Radio Overlord there for are protected from Demon Deals unless freely given without any form of influence. It’s one of the reasons Husk’s Casino doesn’t have a high turn over rates, like Cannibal Town!
Angel:…….
Alastor: and with your poor taste in men -side eyes Husk- it was clearly put to good use so good job for not being an entire idiot! 😃
Angel: CHARLIE, DID YOU KNOW ALASTOR DOES THIS CREEPY FAIRY GODMOTHER SHIT?!
Charlie: Yes, Angel, you were here the day he decided to be mine before my parents decided he was going to be their Mistress!
Alastor: -gasps- Charlie! I’m not a Mistress!
Charlie: and I’m an Angel.
Alastor: Lily, Lu, Our darling girl is picking on me!
Lilith: Oh my darling, that’s what you get for picking on Husk and Angel so openly!
Lucifer: Do better next time, Bambi
And this is how the AU happened
Some season two thoughts
My favorite Line Charlie had this season was her answer to Vox’s Question about if he could be redeemed. The question was set up as a Yes or No answer, Vox wanted a yes or a no, But Charlie didn’t give him want he wanted; she gave him her conviction: Anyone can be redeemed. She believes in it and her choice of the word “anyone” is the most telling. “Anyone” doesn’t include the whole but at the same time it does. She does believe that every Sinner in Hell has the same chance and right to choose redemption but she understands that not all will for a variety of reasons. Anyone doesn’t always equal Everyone and I love that

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Okay okay okay
I see the whole Alastor the executioner theory and raise you
Alastor becomes the Official Mistress/Sugar Baby of the Morningstars which gives him titles and powers beyond that of the Sins. Power right behind Lilith.
Like full French Royal Mistress.
No one absolutely no one
What if I made a Alastor/Lilith Oc child for Hellradio and without being biological related to Lucifer is just a copy and paste of Lucifer’s personality?
Like he’s obsessed with Swans the same way Lucifer is with ducks
He is smug and prideful little shit who loves his siblings and will be there for them
I kinda think he as be like a high fashion model, and works with Velvette
I have no name for him yet or design but yeah I’m slowly just letting Lucifer have a flock of kids
Are you going to be updating heavenly ambassadors at all? I love the fic and want to see how it ends!!
Once I get some motivation, it’s just like pulling out teeth tho, lol
Part two in a Nobody Hurts but Vox’s Ego AU
Alastor:………
Husk: You knew this day would come.
Alastor:………..
Lucifer: Why the long face, Bambi?
Alastor:………..
Husk: Alastor just realized that Niffty and Baxter caught on like a house on fire.
Lucifer: Oh so we’re getting another son!
Alastor: Niffty is too young and he’s not good enough!
Lilith: Ally-gator, you didn’t say that about Vaggi.
Lucifer: Nope, not at all!
Alastor: Because Vaggi is a woman, Baxter is a man! Lily, Lu he’s a dirty stinky boy! Niffty deserves better!
Lucifer: I’m a
Alastor: Darling, you are older than then concept of Gender, don’t even say you’re a man.
Lilith: Alastor as a point, love.
Husk: The three of you are pathetic.
Lilith/Lucifer/Alastor: -Gasp!- Rude!
Husk: And you all three of you said the same shit about me to Angel last week!
Lilith/Lucifer: 🥺 sorry Husk
Alastor: I stand by what I said!
Soooooo
I know everyone wants either Gerard Way or Pete Wentz to voice Cain if we get him, but I would really like them to get someone who does Heavy Metal or maybe Pop? We know Adam is very much in the classic rock style and Abel is Alt Rock/ Pop Punk.
And the more I think about it, the more I kinda want Cain to be a whole different genre of music than his family, showing how he could kill his own brother. So if we get him I really want it to be something different or if we’re really wanna mix it up I think she should use Delta Blues, the Genre that Rock came from.

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Soooooo
Alastor’s Southern passive aggressive “Sweetheart” and “Baby” were amazing.
I need him to say “Bless your Heart and Soul” to someone, cough Valentino cough.
Season three of Hazbin Hotel theory
The Opening Song for the Season is going to have the same feeling of opening song for the Third act of a Four Act Play as Welcome to Heaven and Bad with Us, only it is the actual opening song for Act Three.