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What’s the most ridiculous false rumor that has been spread about you?

I joined my wife’s workplace about 12 months after she joined. When we worked together (same department, same roles), we’d keep mostly away from each other so not to crowd each other. When we’d take breaks, we’d be hanging out together. You know, normal stuff. Thing is, no one picked up on the fact that we were husband and wife. They knew she was married, and that I was married - but not to each other. Someone saw us holding hands on the walk back to our car after work, someone else saw us kiss when I dropped her in to work when I had the day off, and rumours started flying around that we were cheating on our significant others. People took it upon themselves to ‘intervene’ and approached me to tell me she was married and that I should be ashamed of myself. Someone else made a comment to her that she should be more discreet if she was going to continue on her relationship with me. Truth be told, we both found it pretty fucking funny. Didn’t get a chance to run with it, because we were so taken aback by it when it was brought up to us individually, that we just blurted out the truth on the spot.

imagine ur otp

Excuse me this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

i don’t know about you guys, but crush makes me soft

@suavemino

he got off at the same stop as me and waited for me to get off the bus so he could laugh and shake my hand and then he just walked away without a word this is the weirdest day of my life

WTF

All the cops critical failed their perception checks.

That might be the clearest instructions I’ve ever seen from an animal

how much is this prairie pup paying you for your services think about it

Me

Oh my god

im missing something that feels hella obvious

omg

Lmaomg.

Bro

Goodnight 💤

I ain’t even shocked no more. Cartoon Network is back to it’s old raunchy, just lowkey now lol

Wow!

OM FG