trying on a metaphor
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
taylor price
noise dept.
oozey mess
if i look back, i am lost
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JBB: An Artblog!
Product Placement
ellievsbear
Peter Solarz
Mike Driver
One Nice Bug Per Day
Love Begins
titsay
Origami Around
Xuebing Du
Cosimo Galluzzi
Kaledo Art
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@absquatulator-two-point-o
deeply weird that you can realize "oh actually this socially constructed gender fits my internal identity better than the socially constructed gender I was assigned by default" and people will be like "no u can't do that, you've got the wrong organs"
bitch I am BARLEY USING THEM
Don’t take them for grainted.
That joke was pretty wheat
So so corny...
Let's hops we can do better
rebageling this post for everyone
Rye are we like this
Amaizeing
#im going farro over this
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this quiz is for fans of the worlds most rich, compelling, critically acclaimed piece of media ever to receive 400+ grammys. test how well you know the hot daga!! btw i definitely did NOT make this to cope with the fact that we'll likely never see the ending...
hehehe…i made a hot daga quiz :)
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Can you make me a lucky Luciano? Or proposal- make a lucky Luciano body pillow ;)
Bitch i work in a small print shop if I could make body pillows here I’d be rich
You’re a fucking monster.
I wasted a fucking giftcard on this.
this was the single most traumatic experience of my life
fuck it up buttercup
go for the kill daffodil
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Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander
ok we gotta come up with writing prompts for these:
1. After her magnate father’s untimely demise, Ella, recently jilted by her very own prince charming, turns to an old family friend for help stealing back her inheritance from a wrathful stepmother. But the pair can only work so much magic and time is running out: in this increasingly deadly game of cat-and-mouse, there’s no telling who will still be standing when the clock strikes midnight. Bonus points if the writer uses a ‘sin-derella’ pun
2. When her police chief father is forced off the case, a young P.I. investigates a series of presumed kidnappings of beautiful socialites. All roads lead back to the mysterious mob boss known only as La Bestia, but under his violent reputation there may just be more than meets the eye. Throw in the once-resplendent now-defunct Castle Rose Casino, an egomaniacal ex-fiancé won’t take no for an answer, a local lycanthropy legend that may actually hold some truth, and the threat of being forcibly detained–this detective is in for the biggest hunt of her life. But beastly or not, she always gets her man: they don’t call her Jezebelle for nothing…
3. The Arabian Tiger’s Eye may not be the world’s largest ruby, but it’s certainly the most famous–and cursed. With a habit of disappearing and reappearing, the gem is briefly scheduled to be exhibited in public for the first time in decades. Naturally this brings all sorts of thieves out of the woodwork, including: a beautiful-but-dangerous royal descendant intent on reclaiming her country’s rightful heritage, a conman with a heart-of-gold being set up to take the fall, an indebted illusionist who is running out of magic to perform, and a treacherous museum director who is ruthless enough to kill them all. Not to mention what could happen when the ruby’s curse comes into play…
4. Commercial diving isn’t a glamorous job, and Ariel’s tired of the family business. When saving a handsome (but hopeless) swimmer leads to an invitation to a private resort, she jumps at the chance to see the outside world. And if the wealthy stranger assumes she’s one of the jet set, who is she to correct him? In need of quick funding, Ariel makes a dangerous deal. Ursula Enterprises is fishy at best, and the job is anything but easy: locating the long lost Sea Witch. The shipwreck has spent centuries on the ocean floor, sunk in almost undivable waters. Now Ursula wants it–and its mysterious cargo. But sunken treasure is the least of Ariel’s worries–not when she’s already feeling like a fish out of water masquerading as a carefree tourist, and dealing with a love affair that won’t quite take off. Throw in a crabby family friend who wants her to return safely home, his sweet but floundering partner, and a contract she should have read more carefully before signing–it’s anything but smooth sailing for this rebellious diver, who just may be out of her depths.
so many *puns*
Snow White could top the fuck out of me
why does nothing about this outcome surprise me
(((Gaud. I love you. But “y’all” is a contraction of “you” and “all,” so the apostrophe goes after the y, not the a.)))
i have been waiting for months for someone to call me out on this, what took ya’ll so long
an octopus but the tentacles end in human hands
Just finished finals. As celebration, I drew Gaud making burgers. Yum.
I make AMAZING burgers!!!
Do you actually have business cards? If not can we make you a business card design?
…that’s an amazing art prompt honestly
Forget the last one I made I found actual eye like things which are very soulless
me at a fancy business function smoothly pulling this out of my business tuxedo
2019 is the year of stephen gammell illustration memes
thank god someone’s doing something to make them less disturbing
UPDATED 2019 TUMBLR GUIDELINES:
All reaction images shall now consistent solely of content from:
The Addams Family
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
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The epitome of bullshit? The fact that I (neither legally, but most importantly physically) cannot leap from rooftop to rooftop
someone find me that :D pikachu meme, I need to use it for a post
I have both of these ones if that’s what you mean
seeing it unblurred feels WRONG
Whats ur fetish?
kindness
i will Not
What about common decency?
Thats mine.
So the vetrinarian hospital I take my dog to apparently literally could not come up with a better acronym than M A S H
you
you guys are too young to remember M*A*S*H huh
Aluminum foil remains by far the greatest invention of the 14th century
Are you sure about that
thank you I’ve been waiting all day for someone to call me out on this. screw the 600 people who clicked like and didn’t say anything
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Tumblr 2019, The Games Begin:
from here on out, reaction images must consist (and solely consist) of screenshots from the acclaimed The Addams Family franchise.
I see we are all adjusting comfortably to the New & Improved guidelines. Very good.
for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do?
i straight up get rid of carbon.
carbon the chemical element upon which all lifeforms are based?
That’s the bitch
