I'll come up with a better title later

Capulet (derogatory)

Montague (more derogatory)

ao3 is an awesome website for people who love "open in new tab"

ready for the trinity santos and dennis whitaker bestfriendship of all time on levels that no one else can comprehend. i need them to walk into the next season arguing about how trinity broke the coffee machine in the one singular way where it's unfixable. need dennis to talk about how someone tried to break into the apartment and trinity broke their arm in five places. they watch shitty medical dramas together and get genuinely angry at inaccuracies and use said inaccuracies to quiz each other. trinity took no less than 100 pictures on dennis's residency match day. dennis tells trinity that he's survived multiple tornadoes and her only reaction was calling him a loser because he's never been stormchasing. this isn't even all the thoughts i've had and i finished the finale 15 minutes ago

why tha fuck so many porn blogs follow me…..wtf you tryna jack off to? my depression?? naruto? kermit the frog memez???.. what yhe Fuck

I’m sorry, is his stance now “be glad I’m not having you murdered instead”?

Sasuke: Please pray for Naruto. Sakura: What happened to him? Is he okay?! Sasuke: Nothing, he's just very stupid.