Aimee

Knock Out: This is such a bad idea.

Starscream: Why are you coming along, then, smartass?

Miko: That was some kiss.

Megatron during a battle: I was made for this, nothing can catch me off guard.

Bumblebee, smiles at him: OuO

Megatron:

Miko: Hey Smokescreen, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?

Smokescreen: Really? I didn’t know this Earth slang.

[later]

Smokescreen: Thanks for patching me up, doc. You’re such a thot.

Starscream: "Go to Unicron" is so abstract.

Miko: Why do you stay at the base all day?

Jack: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?

Miko: What’s wrong with “sticky nut juice”?

Knock Out: You abandoned me. You left me to die.

Megatron: I’ve got a riddle for you. What has four legs and isn’t alive?

Bumblebee: Nice try. It’s a chair.

Ratchet: I am so mad at you right now. There is nothing you can say that will make me forgive you.

Optimus: I-

[Omega-1 base is on fire]

Miko: Don't tell Ratchet I made bacon in the toaster.

Ratchet: What happened here?

Wheeljack, seductively: Am I a bad boy?

Ratchet: Yes, you’ve been bad.

Wheeljack, still seductively: Oh yeah? How bad am I?

Optimus Prime: Ah, death evades me once again

Ratchet: Death has a restraining order against you at this point.

OR . . .

Megatron: Ah, death evades me once again.

Optimus: Ratchet, are you alright?

Ratchet: Not really. I've had this headache that comes and goes all day.

[Miko walks into the base.]

Arcee: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

Ratchet: *seductively takes off glasses*

Ratchet: Wow . . .

Wheeljack: *blushes*