Pingis

transition timeline

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

it really is so depressing how much popular modern country music is just like. identity politics mad libs for bitter republican men

'trucks and guns and dirt roads. FISHING!! cheap beer, cold. did i mention the dirt roads?? also jesus and the flag. i'm just kinda makin' this all up tracing over the shadows on the cave wall because i grew up in an upper middle class suburb in south carolina, but don't worry about all that.'

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

we were almost free