~ The Coffee Grobin ~

The fact he's an orange and after the foot came up it took him an absurdly long time to recalibrate

btw fic writers don't write FOR you, they share their writing WITH you so you actually don't get to tell them to what they should or shouldn't be writing unless they fucking ask

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.

Imagine losing a game you rigged

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

#i don't even do omegaverse but now i'm going to be disappointed if stories don't feature#the spanish influenza#as an inciting event in their worldbuilding

I have read one fic that treated the "outbreak" of omegas/alphas as a blight/plague.

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing