aBlackWallFlower

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Read the number they gave you back to them, but change two or three digits. If they say it’s cool, then it’s obvious that they just threw some digits at you and are too cowardly and passive-aggressive to date anyone; move on.

If they have never mentioned (or you can’t observe) that they are not from South Dakota nor Washington NOR Iowa, and they try to give you the 605, 206, or 515 area code respectfully, look at them straight in the eye and say, “You know, a mature adult would have responded with, ‘No, sorry, I do not want to give you my number.” Then be the bigger person by walking away.

Yeah, those are who this post is helping people against.

It isn’t passive aggressive to give a fake number to a douchebag who won’t leave you alone no matter how many times you tell them to.

Don’t jump on this when you don’t understand the difference between asking politely for a number and just being a creep and harassing people.

It’s also useful for folks going on Math/eHarmony/blind dates.  You can give the person your “number,” but if the date goes to hell, burn the number and move on with your life.

Burner works off of your cellphone’s existing monthly plan (meaning you can’t use burner instead of your monthly plan’s phone call minutes).  It does NOT count against your cellphone’s monthly Text message allowance, (meaning if AT&T only lets you send/receive 100 texts each month, the texts you send/receive from Burner don’t count against the 100.)

Can you see the difference?