Purveyor of Sanji Whump

Later that night :

@originalweird

sorry, man, off-leash hours are from 2-4pm only :/

this was just a v rough silly lil test for a bunch of layer settings & random things i’ve been playing with, hehe 💕 keeping it here so i can come back & redo the idea properly one day, maybe!!

aw hell yeah cross guild wip

Posting this is still a challenge, but I'm trying to fight my nervousness, so let's consider this part of the exercise.

If I remember correctly, I posted this picture on Twitter. I doubt you've come across this, but I'll just clarify that this is my profile and Ufir is my other nickname. Some of my profiles under this nickname are a bit abandoned.

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”