Policy Gey™

I wish I was Australian I’ll be like naur.....

certified freak. 5 days a week (im in a union)

if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle 

admittedly there's like 1 or 2 bitches living in my mind rent free

I’ll never evict you Ms Green M&M

Recently, I’ve heard a story about two men. They are friends, bonded, with a natural want to be close to one another. Who can say what they might have done privately? While they were in the view of others, however, they took care to keep apart. So far apart, in fact, that in one look strangers saw through their facade, and mocked them for their empty performance. By worrying about appearances, they drew more attention to themselves than they ever would have gotten if they had simply acted out of their wants and desires. Their created charade of apathy only made their intimacy more apparent. Tell me, Will. Are you going to keep sitting on the other side of the hot tub, or will you come sit next to me?

i forgot that sluts are real in the land before time dinosaur society

slurs