Chantelville

Every time. 

it’s an inside joke

How to be classy in three easy steps:

This post is so dapper.

I feel so dapper.

I feel so relaxed

i don’t usually reblog shit like this but gah i feel amazing

The amount of times I’ve done this is slightly unnerving

how can you not reblog this

STOP.

THIS LOOKS REALLY COOL WHEN YOU SCROLL DOWN YOUR DASH

dafuq

Looks even cooler when you scroll up.

the amount of time i spent scrolling up and down on this 

I tried this. IT DID NOT WORK.

I will never not find this funny

bitch

To all the people who think tonight's the night. Who are thinking of picking up the blade again. Who aren't eating. Who are bending over the toilet. Please, please try to resist. I wish I could help you. I wish I could hug you. But this is the best I can do from here, so I'm trying to make this count. Let this post be your reason not to, if only just for tonight. You're not worthless, fat, or ugly. You would be missed. You're incredible, no matter how terrible you think you are. You don't deserve any of this torment. So I hope this helps a little. I just wish I could save you all. I'm not Superman, but I'd try to fly for you guys.