Abbotits

it is one of the few things from his childhood that did not die during the war, so he can be a little obsessed

he has legos, shirts, and posters around the house - he is old and has money to spare - and then he meets you, a woman who was not even born before the first movie in 77

he tries to hide it but fails and starts rambling about everything in the universe during a date, and the next day he is sure you will not answer his messages

until you say: for my friends’ halloween we could be princess leia and han solo

and on his birthday you take him to the new park in california

and he finally understands why anakin became a villain because of love, he would go crazy without you

Do you know why I call you brother, Michael?

Everyone knows Robby and Jack are married but they're pretty low key about it. They don't talk about their private life at work and nobody dares to ask. Which means nobody noticed when Dennis fitted snugly into their relationship.

Keeping it under wraps is going well, nobody can find Dennis anymore during the shift change hand offs but the work always gets sorted. He starts picking up more doubles and night shifts but hey, med school debt is no joke.

It all changes one night, the three of them sharing a bed together, when Dennis decides to be a bit of a shit stirrer. He starts leaving very very visible marks all over jack's neck. Hickeys, bite marks, scratches, the lot.

Jack strides into work looking like hes been mauled by a very mouthy wildcat. Everyone is whispering at the scraps of their superiors relationship and because, quite frankly, they didn't know Robby was like that and ooo it's juicy. Money changes hands.

Robby meanwhile is absolutely mortified, he can't say it wasn't him because HR would be on their ass, he won't say it was him because that's humiliating, and he can't ignore it because his husband is flaunting around like a peacock.